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Even In The Competitive World Of Mascots Ohio State Still Loses…

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 10, 2007

You know I’m sure after losing national championship games to Florida in both football and basketball, Gene Smith the athletic director of Ohio State is most likely suicidal. And who can blame him? Not me…the Big Eleven Ten sucks.

Given all that…how is he handling the fact that the Ohio State mascot Brutus Buckeye is still a 2nd place loser to Albert who is Florida’s mascot. Good God Florida crushes them in football, beats them is basketball, has more football players arrested, believes jorts & mullets are fashionable & now this. Ohio State needs to wake up to the fact that no matter what, they will be behind Florida & the SEC for a long time to come. Like the rest of the Big Eleven Ten.

<—– Look at the Florida logo…sad

6 Responses to “Even In The Competitive World Of Mascots Ohio State Still Loses…”

  1. Buckeyeman said

    Guess you feel better now. Take a walk in the park and look at the nice trees and birds and enjoy nature.

  2. ummm…yeah….by the way I’m not a Florida fan.

  3. OMAR said

    Those are some fresh jorts. Gotta link where I can purchase those? I checked Wal-Mart here in Gainesville, but no luck.

  4. Right here buddy

    http://www.gatorsstore.com/WStore/WStoreProductInfo.aspx?cat_id=62&product_id=3571&ru=/WStore/WStoreCatalog.aspx?cat_id%3d62%26sort%3d0%26pg%3d4

    and only $54.99 what a freaking bargain.

  5. OMAR said

    That’s crazy. You realize how much plasma I’ll have to donate to be able to afford those?

  6. or you could sell weed to Herban and “the cartel”…one of the two.

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