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Archive for August 15th, 2007

Spurrier Tells His Team “You Guys Stink!”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 15, 2007

Well, the Old Ball Sack coach is finally being honest with his team when he and the other coaches tell them “Man you guys stink“..

“Spurrier also talked about how the coaches have had to emphasize to the freshmen on the team that they’re supposed to take a shower after practice. “High school players don’t shower… they just take a towel and wipe the sweat off. So, they get here and think that’s what they’re supposed to do.”

Let me get this straight. First you threatened to quit after two dumb as nails thugs recruits weren’t admitted because they didn’t meet your employers academic standards, only to further embarrass yourself and employer by pretty much saying you want to dumb the school so you’ll never have to turn another future gang banging prince of moral victories recruit away. Now you openly admit that you to tell them to shower? Just how dumb is to dumb? No wonder USC told you to suck it. Isn’t bad enough that 84% of the current team are mildly retarded, but some are to stupid to know when to shower? Do you have the walk ons stand by them to remind them to wipe their ass? No wonder liberal media icons like WLTX are turning against you. I think I hear Ole Miss calling you coach.

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Michael Vick Considers Leaving Madden NFL 08 Video Game For Dog’s Life Video Game

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 15, 2007

Micheal Vick’s world is crushing down around him. He is going to be discussing the option of getting ass raped, shanked and working in the laundry area at a soon to be name federal resort prison.

Two attorneys for Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick are in negotiations with federal prosecutors about a possible plea deal in the felony dogfighting case, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Tuesday.

The lawyers will speak with Vick on a conference call sometime Tuesday and might make an announcement this afternoon, the Journal-Constitution said.

A source close to the investigation told ESPN that Vick has until Friday to make up his mind whether to accept a plea agreement. Otherwise a superseding indictment will be filed and Vick will face at least two more federal dogfighting charges.”

Surely he will serve time, and rightfully so. But allow my to pull a Lee Corso here: “Not so fast my friends

“Lawyers representing Michael Vick on federal dogfighting charges are trying to negotiate a plea agreement that would include less than the year of prison time that prosecutors have offered, ESPN learned on Tuesday.

A source also said that Vick’s attorneys have recommended that the embattled quarterback accept a deal if it includes less than a year of jail time, but he has not decided whether to fight the charges.

Wait, less than a year? WTF? Anyone who abuses animals deserves a lot more than prison time, but that’s just mine and about 95% of this countries opinion. In all seriousness, if you fail to understand what happens to the dogs then click here and remember this was one of the lucky ones! Pretty fucking heartbreaking & sick isn’t it?

OK, time to be humorous again. I’m not putting much stock into the story ESP(Please fire Mark “Lazy Eye” May)N is running. In fact I will be very surprised if the feds agree to less than a year. Why should they? All of his “dawgs” and family are turning against him quicker than Marcus Vick can flip off the West Virginia student section. So why offer a deal that light?

So let’s say he does go to prison, what about after prison? Will he be able to go back too the NFL? I’m certain the Cleveland Browns will pass that offer up, even though Brady Quinn seems to be a douche bag. Michael Ron Mexico Vick as already lost millions in endorsements. Rumor has it that Pacman Jones is set to leave The Ron Mexico Revolution. I’m fairly certain getting a job in airline security is out and Peta isn’t hiring. Hey but McDonalds is ALWAYS hiring, but after some past incidents with his equally jack off brother Marcus like seen above, he better try BK instead.

 

There is only be one avenue of revenue I can figure out for scum bucket Vick. Broker a deal with the makers of Dog’s Life and pray that God doesn’t cause you die a horrible slow death, the way you should die. To the left is a sneak peak of the cover for “Dog’s Life 2, Neuter the Bitch Vick” (A special thank you to Stacee for supplying the pic)

 

 

 

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