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Spurrier Shows the College Football World Why It Pays To Have A Johnnie Cochran Jr.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 17, 2007

With all the turmoil that has surrounded the USC thug-ball football program within the past 3 years. One has to wonder why the thugs that were arrested players that have shown poor decision skills never really serve time. That answer is clear, his name is Neal Lourie, or known in the USC circle as Johnie Cochran Jr. And he has struck yet again.

“According to Richardson’s attorney, Neal Lourie, the simple possession charge will be dropped in six months. Lourie say it’s called a conditional discharge and it can only be used for a simple possession charge, first offense. What this means is if Richardson stays out of legal trouble for six months, the charge against him will be dropped.

Richardson served a brief suspension from the football team following his arrest, but was reinstated and has been practicing with the Gamecocks in preseason camp.”

I love it…really I do. Be good for 6 months and you’re off the hook, and when six months and one day passes you can break the law “Florida Gators” style. In case you don’t remember Richardson, he’s the one that got the first 2007 moral victory for the Lame no make that Shame Gamecocks after beating down someone one just to get stabbed in the arm and lower back. He fought hard until the end…it was in essence a moral win. By the way when the press says brief suspension they really mean it…like a day maybe two…that Spurrier discipline reigns supreme.

The real story here is Neal Lourie. He’s the official thug-cock USC football team attorney. Just ask Stephen Garcia. After all Lourie got him off the hook for keying a professors car. He intervened for Blake Mitchell when he sucker punched a bouncer last year. The man is a litigation machine. And he is very successful.

“Neal Lourie doesn’t come off the bench for the Gamecocks — he approaches it. In his own way, Lourie is helping out the home team. He’s been the go-to guy for USC athletes who find themselves facing more than a technical foul or a lane violation. This year alone, the 39-year-old Columbia lawyer has represented four USC student-athletes arrested on criminal charges, including quarterbacks Blake Mitchell and Stephen Garcia. Lourie has delivered:

** Charges against Mitchell were dropped in September by a Five Points bouncer who accused the quarterback of punching him in the head for refusing to admit underage girls into Pavlov’s bar.

* In March, a driving with a suspended license charge was dropped against basketball player Tre’ Kelley, who had unpaid speeding tickets. ** In 2005, Lourie helped craft a plea agreement for receiver David Smith, who pleaded guilty to third-degree burglary”

Neal Lourie the USC MVP. I have a feeling he isn’t cheap though. Maybe Michael Vick can hire him to defend him in the quintillion dollar lawsuit.

5 Responses to “Spurrier Shows the College Football World Why It Pays To Have A Johnnie Cochran Jr.”

  1. Yo Mama said

    Hey Rich “Faggot Sanchass” sounds like you don’t like the Gamecocks too much do you? How about instead of writing crap like this you just stick to what you do best, fucking your fat mama in the ass? Awww, is she dead? Dig her stank ass up and fuck her anyway.

  2. Yo Mama's Daddy said

    See? My son is the prime reason why USC has admission standards…

  3. Clemson Fan And Grad said

    Actually that’s a typical Gamecock reply. When someone shows them facts like the author did here, most USC “fans” get this way. If Yo Mama clicked the links that are to actual stories about their team, and realize that what’s written in italics are excerpts from the stories then maybe he/she/it would kept their mouth shut. Also Gamecock fans have a potty mouth.

  4. “Hey Rich “Faggot Sanchass” sounds like you don’t like the Gamecocks too much do you? How about instead of writing crap like this you just stick to what you do best, fucking your fat mama in the ass? Awww, is she dead? Dig her stank ass up and fuck her anyway.”

    1. Gee what made you think I didn’t like USC? Me slamming Spurrier or the fact I clearly state I don’t like them on the “About Me” page, so there’s no “sounds” about it.

    2. How was this piece crap? Was it the links to actual news stories concerning USC or was it the excerpts from the stories themselves? Which I didn’t write…but it’s called “citing a source”

    3. Judging by the rest of comment it’s clear that you lack any intelligence and originality. I find it funny how words on a screen make people act the way they do. Go slap your monitor you’ll feel better son.

    4. Since you’re the one that mentioned obesity, homosexuality and necrophilia in one response. I might change my handle to “Yo Mama’s father has homoerotic dreams about his overweight son (a poster that goes by Yo Mama) dying and then having sex with him”. Sound good? :)

  5. Chili said

    *golf clap*

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