Today “Ron Ookie Mexico” finally saw the light, and announced though his attorney that he in fact will plead guilty to the charges facing him, and will be getting prepared to get ass raped and shanked.

“Michael Vick’s lawyer said Monday the NFL star will plead guilty to federal dogfighting conspiracy charges, putting the Atlanta Falcons quarterback’s career in jeopardy and leaving him subject to a prison term.

Lead defense attorney Billy Martin said Vick reached an agreement with federal prosecutors after consulting with his family over the weekend.

“Mr. Vick has agreed to enter a plea of guilty to those charges and to accept full responsibility for his actions and the mistakes he has made,” Martin said in a statement. “Michael wishes to apologize again to everyone who has been hurt by this matter.”

The only career Ookie will left after this is starring in “The Longest Yard: A Reality Series”. Somewhere down a darkened alley, Marcus is laughing his ass off. I wish I was a fly on the wall when Vick was discussing this with his family, particularly Daddy Vick, it might have went something like this:

Vick: takes a long toke from the bong Shit…I don’t know what to do. Should I take the plea the five-o is offering? Any ideas pops.

DV: Let me hit that boy quit hogging it. Take the plea hell half the family is taking the plea to testify against you. Marcus said he would take the plea and begged the Feds to charge him something.

Vick: Man that’s fucked up yo! I’m so buzzing.

DV: Take the plea boy, you can get better shit than this in pen.

Vick: Oh shit you can? I’m taking the plea then and getting my smoke on. Word!

“We totally condemn the conduct outlined in the charges, which is inconsistent with what Michael Vick previously told both our office and the Falcons,” the league said in a statement. The NFL added that it has asked the Falcons “to continue to refrain from taking action pending a decision by the commissioner.”

The Falcons said they were “certainly troubled” by news of the plea but would withhold further comment in compliance with Goodell’s request. If the league suspends Vick, the Falcons could then seek to recoup part of his signing bonus of approximately $22 million, because if suspended, then Vick would be in default of his contract, team officials tell ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio. Martin said salvaging Vick’s NFL career was never part of the discussions.”

Oh man take money away? How will Ookie get his smoke on in the pen? You know the reason Goodell is waiting this long to take action, is because he’s formulating a plan that will really, really, I mean REALLY screw Vick worse than what he’ll receive in the pen from “Tiny” the 350 lbs. ax murderer. At least the league office didn’t drone on about how Vick lied to them like Blank did. Duh…criminals lie it’s that simple.

“There were some judgment issues in terms of people he was associating with,” Martin said. “He realized this is very serious, and he decided to plead so he can begin the healing process.”

The gambling allegations alone could trigger a lifetime ban under the NFL’s personal conduct policy.”

He deserves a brutal sentence in my opinion. But cut the shit about “the healing process” puh-leas. He’s taking the plea in order to avoid real jail time and to start training for the “Ron Mexico Revolution“.

“About a dozen bright red Vick jerseys have been donated — often accompanied by financial contributions — to the Atlanta Humane Society since he was indicted last month. The shelter uses them for dog blankets, and to clean up after the animals.

“Kind of appropriate,” said Wayne Pacelle, president of the Humane Society of the United States.”

I couldn’t agree more.