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Emanuel Cook: No the Old Ball Sack Coach Didn’t Say “Carry the Gun, Be Like Florida.”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007

Shhh….you hear that? Yep you guessed it, that’s the sound of the Old Ball Coach God Spurrier smiling because at least one of his players got arrested for something more “Gator” like that didn’t involve the sweet stinky weed.

“Gamecock starting free safety Emanuel Cook Jr. has been arrested on gun charges in Richland County.

Cook, 19, is charged with unlawful possesion of a weapon. He was booked around 3:45 a.m. Friday at the Richland County Jail. The incident happened in the jurisdiction of the University of South Carolina Police Department.

The sophomore from Riviera Beach, Florida earned All-SEC honors last season by both the league’s coaches and The Sporting News. In 10 games last year, he recorded 47 tackles, which was tied for third on the team.

Fans may remember that he forced a fumble during last year’s Clemson game. That play is credited with helping turn the tide of that contest. ”

There you go like I just said in a previous post, I posted just this morning “So a couple more recruiting classes, several felonies committed to toughen them up“, I bet Meyer is shaking in his Nike Air Max running shoes right now. Cause God Spurrier ain’t afraid to go old school. Super USC attorney Neal “Johnnie Cochran Jr.” Lourie is already on this one folks, that I can assure you of that. Here’s what’s going to happen: God Spurrier will “suspend” Cook “indefinitely” until Cook appeals the suspension just like Blake “Bet he had a mullet in high school” Mitchell did, then Cook will be back on the field by the LSU game. So no worries Cock fans, your collection of thugs football team is still alright.

Update 1:07 EST. Media reports have confirmed Cook has been ”suspended indefinatly”, told ya so.  ;)

So I profess on this day 8/24/07.

rDSr

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