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Michael Vick’s Mommy: Leave My Dog Killing Ookie Alone Pick On Marcus Some More He’s Worthless!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 26, 2007

Kids…you have to love them, even when they confess to being dog killers, or as in my case refuse to publicly admit that I could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. We hooked up at a white trash convention near the Waffle House kiosk, but that’s another story. Loving your child after they made a mistake is one thing, but defending them and their horrific actions is another.

“The disgraced Atlanta Falcons star – who kept dogfighting paraphernalia like “rape stands” and “breaksticks” in his country home – still has his mother fighting for him.

“I gotta be strong for him,” Brenda Vick sobbed, standing outside the handsome brick mansion her son bought for her in Suffolk, Va. “It is tough on everybody. They are trying to put my baby in jail, and for what?”

Yes, be strong be retard strong. Well, they being “the man” aren’t trying to put Ookie in jail, they will be putting Ookie in jail, there’s a major difference. For what you ask, have you not read the 22 page indictment that he is willingly plead guilty too?

“Everybody makes mistakes,” she continued, only hours after her son filed his guilty plea Friday. “Everybody deserves a second chance. He has given his life over to God. He is not a criminal . . . He’s a good person. He has a big heart, and it just hurts.

A mistake is sleeping with Anna Nicole Smith (I said I was sorry mom), or locking your keys in your car. Funding a gambling ring and participating in the killing of dogs who under performed is another.

Wow Michael Ron Ookie Mexico Vick has already given his life to Spurrier God, even before he is sentenced. Folks, that’s made for TV movie material right there. Keep watching Lifetime for the premier. Yes, it is tough on everybody, but most people deal with their problems in another manner than by breaking law, especially people who don’t have a 130 million dollar contract.

Now when the dust settles, after Vick has serves his time, he’ll most likely be in the poor house, and Goodell won’t let him back in. I don’t feel sorry for him or his mother for that matter. I feel sorry for Marcus, his older brother has more talent and now his older brother commits bigger and better crimes than him. Marcus must really feel like he sucks at life.

So I profess on this day 8/26/07.


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