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ESPN.com – College FootballPosted by Thomas the Terrible on August 30, 2007
Dreadnaught has even more Jonathan Lee Riches© news. He really should try to get on Judge Judy.
The guys at LWS have an funny read called The Story of LSU and Corndogs.
The Leaky Brain tells you how to high on banana peels. This woman, though a hottie, scares the living hell out of me at times.
Third Saturday in Blogtober has a touching piece on how slut, skank misunderstood Lindsay Lohan seeks Phil Fulmer’s help.
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 30, 2007
Tim Couch former Kentucky QB
Spurrier God, whose NFL career was a lot like a Jenna Jamison sex scene, he sucked a lot, took it up the ass on cue and still didn’t get any respect has a new problem. Before you judge Couch based on his past record keep in mind, that was the old Tim Tebow Couch, the new Tim Tebow Couch is trying to make it back in to the NFL, but even with the help of Barry Bonds Juice steroids, he still sucks ass.
“Former No. 1 NFL draft pick Tim Couch had doping regimens that called for anabolic steroids and human growth hormone, according to documents obtained by Yahoo.com.
Couch, cut by the Jacksonville Jaguars earlier this month, told Yahoo.com he used HGH for about a week, under a doctor’s care, in hopes it would help him recover from shoulder surgery. He denied using steroids or any other banned drugs and said he had never seen the documents.
Couch’s agent, Tom Condon, didn’t return a phone call from The Associated Press, and the NFL had no comment.
The documents detail three regimens — 72-day, 80-day and 55-day programs — dated Jan. 26, 2006, Sept. 18, 2006 and Nov. 27, 2006, according to Yahoo.com.“
Tim no reason to lie, you were already cut buddy. NFL teams have long memories, and they clearly remember you sucking, sucking long and hard. I have a feeling Tim’s agent didn’t return the call is because he thought it was some sort of joke. He was probably thinking “Tim…Tim…wait isn’t that the suck ass QB that the Browns drafted in 99? I thought he like died…he owes me twenty dollars”.
“Jaguars spokesman Dan Edwards said Tuesday that Couch’s release had nothing to do with the drug allegations.
“It was strictly a personnel decision based on performance, or lack of performance is a better word. God he sucked!!! We let him try out just for some comedy relief.” Edwards said.
Couch told Yahoo.com that he passed a drug test when he signed with the Jaguars. Edwards said the NFL’s drug-testing policy is confidential, and results are not shared with teams. Teams are only notified when players are suspended for violating the policy, he said.”
So basically no really checked Tim’s drug test because well, they knew he would be cut because he sucks. Rumor has it Tim is running a QB clinic of up coming college QB’s. He has already had someone graduate with Tim’s praise and approval.
The new Tim Tebow Couch, his name is Brady Quinn.
So I profess on this day 8/30/07.
rDSr
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 30, 2007
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 30, 2007
Loser With Socks, the site God and Bear Bryant prefer, posted a great gem called “Scary Cal: 10 Reasons why Tennessee beats Cal’s ass….again“. What I’m going to do is give you 10 things Phil Fulmer and my beloved Vols need to watch for in order to secure a victory.
10: Coach Jeff Tedford has a semi-hot wife. And you know from my amazing interview with coach Rich Rodriguez, that if a coach has a wife that is hot, then she most likely is a stripper. She could be a distraction to the team by keep them “up” all night. Pun very much intended.
9. Those God Spurrier awful yellow jerseys. Many a person has been blinded by those things. I hope the Vols have extra dark shades, just in case. 
8. The Cal Bear looks like a child molester. Seriously look at the picture. It’s scary and it’s called “Bebop”. I know what fine and upstanding young men the 2007 Vols are, and they may want to trap it & mug it beat him up and steal his shoes turn it over to the local authorities or Chris Hanson whichever is easier.
7. Revenge. After my beloved Vols ass raped badly beat Cal last season, they have undoubtedly been looking forward to this rematch.
6. DeSean Michael Jackson. He is rated the #1 receiver in the country. And our secondary has a task ahead of them. Then again if he were to be hit in the leg with a baseball bat the night before the game that would help. (hint hint)
5. Nate Longshore. He was only a sophomore last season so he should have more experience under his belt this time. Plus he looks bald, mean and like he just was released from San Quinton.
4. Al Davis. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or in West Virginia for the past 3 years then you know the Raiders suck. Al Davis, the owner of the Raiders, would love to hire the Vols players right there on the field. After all most SEC East teams can win an NFL wildcard playoff game.
3. The Hippy Hair wraps I’m letting the link do the talking on that.
2. The gangs of gay liberals. Berkeley has the one of the highest concentration of gang activity in the country, one of the highest gay populations and everyone knows it’s the most God Spurrier hating liberal area in the entire world. Even whack jobs from other states fear the liberals there. See the picture on the left, that’s one of the toughest street gangs in the area. They’re so liberal there, that the gangs have to be gay, to be recognized.
1. The Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA). If you don’t know the history there I suggest that you click the link. Everyone knows what fat ass idiot Godly man Fulmer can be at times. The SLA would love nothing more than to be able too kidnap the Vols beloved ship captain and turn him into some bank robbing hippie thug like they did with Patty Hearst in 1974. Note Hearst was somewhat a hottie back then that’s her in the photo. Thanks to her we know what Stockholm Syndrome is.
So not only do the Vols have to deal with the talent on the field. They also need to have eyes in the back of their heads. I didn’t even touch on the fact the campus is also full of dirty disgusting God hating hippies.
So I profess on this day 8/30/07.
rDSr
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