Archive for August, 2007
Staying Alive
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 28, 2007
Posted in Alabama Crimson Tide, Arkansas, Ed Orgeron, Florida Gators, Gamecocks, Georgia Bulldogs, Les Miles, NCAA, Nick Saban, Phillip Fulmer, SEC Coaches, Sports, Tennessee Volunteers | Leave a Comment »
South Carolina’s QB Blake Mitchell Loses Appeal While His Parents Embarrass Him Further.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 28, 2007
You know it’s hard being the USC QB Blake “I bet he had a mullet in high school” Mitchell. God Spurrier actually suspended him for missing classes, then somehow he got the idea of appealing the suspension only to lose. By appealing the suspension I believe he was sending a message to God Spurrier, saying “Hey coach I don’t wanna play anymore, but can I keep the letterman jacket?”. Now his backwoods redneck stupid retarded well meaning parents go on an embarrassing public rant, further proving the apple that fell from the tree which produced Blake, didn’t fall far indeed.
“I told the father and I told Blake I’d review it,” Hyman said. “I’ve gone through all the protocol, and the suspension stays in place.”
Mitchell and his father, Alvin “Nugget” Mitchell, met Friday with Hyman and academic support director Raymond Harrison, who succeeded Harold White this year after White retired. Hyman said he reviewed Mitchell’s situation twice over the weekend before he reached his decision.Reached by phone Sunday, Mitchell’s parents criticized USC’s athletics officials for failing to communicate with them as Mitchell’s absences in a three-hour English class accumulated.
“I don’t understand why no one called us. There’s nothing Blake’s ever done or been involved with that we haven’t received a phone call,” Nugget Mitchell said. “I feel like if this thing had been communicated we would have never gotten to this point.”
Well Denver No Butt Nugget, it’s not the job of the university to contact you about every little thing your mullet wearing, monster truck driving, redneck offspring does. In fact he is actually an adult and he’s on a scholarship meaning you aren’t paying the bill, so why would they even need to call you?
“USC’s class attendance policy, enacted last year and revised in May, is a point-based system in which violators can be suspended from a maximum of two practices and 20 percent of games.
“I’m not really clear of the procedure and how it should be handled,” Nugget Mitchell said. “I’m clear with what Blake should have done. He should have gone to class. But why wasn’t Blake notified by Raymond Harrison that this was going to happen?”

Freebird!!!!
Again you moron, Blake is an adult, the school shouldn’t have to give him a wake up call every morning to remind him to go too class. I’m sure Mr. Harrison has more important things to do than baby sit your son. But since you mention it, why didn’t you install something called accountability in your son? Look at the picture LOOK AT IT! That was taken in June, yeah he’s taking summer classes seriously there. Look at those pit stains!! It’s rather sad to see parents make excuses for their offspring, no matter how country retarded they are. I have a feeling they have been doing this his entire life, so it’s not entirely Blake’s fault.
“Mitchell’s parents also expressed frustration that they learned of his suspension through media reports. Spurrier announced the suspensions on his Web site Thursday morning.
“Obviously, Blake found out very late — after everyone in the United States knew. And that’s pretty hurtful,” Francee Mitchell, his mother, said Sunday.
Oh for God’s Spurrier’s sake, look Franc double E Mitchell, I’m sure Blake was notified before the media was, what you’re saying is just plain stupid now. These two remind me of former guests that have appeared on the Springer Show.
“Francee Mitchell had hoped her son would be able to play this weekend.
“As a mom, of course I support Blake,” she said. “But even with all that happened last year, I still support South Carolina.”
There’s a difference between supporting your son and making lame excuses for his bad behavior. And what the hell do you mean “with all that happened last year”? Your redneck baby mongoloid sucker punched an eighteen year old bouncer, because the bouncer wouldn’t let his underage girlfriend into the bar. Yeah that’s USC’s fault alright.
Alright you Lame/Shame Gamecock fans who love to send me hate mail. I want to hear what you have to say about your QB’s parents. Post some comments.
So I profess on this day 8/28/07.
rDSr
Posted in Blake Mitchell, Discipline, Gamecocks, God, NCAA, Old Ball Sack Coach, SEC Coaches, South Carolina, Sports, USC | 6 Comments »
Emmanuel Moody Chooses Florida, The Florida Boosters Start Taking 3rd Mortgages Out
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 28, 2007
Emmanuel Moody who was the leading rusher for USC (the one with national championships) last year, has decided to transfer to Florida so he can wear jorts. He claims he was following his “heart“.
“Former USC running back Emmanuel Moody said Monday he will transfer to defending national champion Florida.
“I followed my heart,” Moody, the Trojans’ second-leading rusher last season, told ESPN’s Joe Schad. “It’s when you get that feeling that you know something is right and you can’t really describe.”
Florida coach Urban Meyer accidentally confirmed Moody is transferring. “
He’s not here yet,” Meyer said during his weekly news conference. Meyer quickly realized his error and said, “He’s not here.”
Then, he paused and said, “Oops.”
Well “oops” is right Herban because in another story I believe Emmanuel Lewis Moody, shed light on the real reason for his decision to transfer.
“Moody, who rushed for 459 yards and two touchdowns, averaging a team-high 5.8 yards per rush last season, left USC because of the school’s depth at his position, citing a “business decision.”
Business decision? He’s a kid in college that can barely wipe his own ass. Wait, remember Chris Rainey, the Lakeland star senior running back, who told The Miami Herald he received clothing, money and bling on a recruiting trip to Florida from Alumni and boosters, but then pulled a Saban and said he just joking. It has to make you wonder. Because Moody won’t touch the ball nearly as much as he would at USC, but when he’s driving a new Lexus and smoking some “herb”, I guess that wouldn’t matter much.
So I profess on this day 8/28/07.
rDSr
Posted in Florida Gators, Herban Meyer, NCAA, SEC, SEC Coaches, Sports, USC, University of Southern Cal, football | 6 Comments »
The Georgia Bulldogs Have A New Problem Now
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 27, 2007

Posted in Georgia Bulldogs, Michael Vick, NCAA, NFL, SEC, Sports, bad newz kennels, dog fighting, ookie | Leave a Comment »
If Your Name Is Emanuel Cook Jr., Then Your Life Sucks Ass Right Now.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 27, 2007
Here’s an update of sorts on the USC player that God Spurrier is proud of. Seems there are more emerging details on the newest USC poster boy of the 2007 “Be Like a Gator Tour”, Emanuel Cook.
“Gamecock starting free safety Emanuel Cook Jr. has been released from jail following his arrest on gun charges.
Cook, 19, is charged with unlawful possesion of a weapon.
Thursday afternoon, a judge set a $2,000 personal recognizance bond for him.
An incident report states a USC police officer spotted Cook and another man, James Gore III, standing beside a silver 1999 Ford Crown Victoria in the parking lot of USC’s East Quad. This was about 9:30 p.m. Thursday.
The officer says as he approached the men, he saw Gore attempting to hid something inside the vehicle. The officer states the men didn’t comply when he asked them to show him their hands.
When officers frisked the men, they say they found a gun magazine on Gore. They say Cook told them a gun was in the car. Officers say they found a High Point .380 revolver in the glove compartment of the car.
Gore, 21, is charged with carrying a concealed weapon in a restricted area. He also has had a $2,000 personal recognizance bond set for him.
First of all notice how the word “possession” is misspelled in the story. Does anyone spell check or proofread anymore? I wonder why “the man” was spying on the USC player and his “bodyguard” in the first place. You see since the gun isn’t Cook’s and “the man” saw both of them handling the weapon, then one has to assume that either God Spurrier armed Mr. Gore himself or Mr. Gore was showing Cook that he was armed and that no Clemson assassin was going to do in him. I wonder if it was like the one in the picture with the optional laser. Swwweeeeetttttt.
“It’s not up to me,” Spurrier said. “The university has a policy that, to be honest with you, I wasn’t 100 percent aware of. I probably have not done as good a job emphasizing to our guys that being around guns is really worse than being around drugs or whatever. But I think we have a policy here that anyone who’s in possession of a gun, a loaded gun, is immediately suspended from school. That’s what I’ve been told.”
Wait, so your saying that if you had a say Cook wouldn’t be suspended right now? And Let me get this straight, you didn’t know the university had a policy against fire arms? God Spurrier sir you are beginning to sound like Ronald Reagan when he kept repeating “I can’t recall that”, during the senate hearing concerning the Iran Contra Affair, and Reagan was suffering from Alzheimer’s. By the way no firearms on school grounds is state law, regardless of University policy. SC code 16-23-420 and 430, for future reference. The point is God Spurrier your thug wannbes players shouldn’t be associating with criminals that are gun/drug people, he knew the gun was there he said so. I wonder how many of these athletes that get into trouble have juvenile records as teenagers, you’ll never hear about those because those records are sealed when they reached 18. The types of inappropriate/illegal behaviors these students/players are participating in don’t just all of a sudden start when they are freshman in college. And what about the sorry excuses Spurrier made comparing guns and drugs (including alcohol), and he wasn’t aware of these rules, blah, blah, blah. How much does he scam the tax payers of SC out of get paid?
Illegal is illegal and usually with guns and drugs, one is related to the other. Where did God Spurrier get his education or common sense. These are issues that any school official (especially someone who has been teaching/coaching in schools for years) shouldn’t even have to read to know they exist. The athletic staff needs to stop playing dumb by saying they are just now realizing they need to have training and/or counseling for incoming freshman about illegal behavior and administer some discipline.
Spurrier called the situation “unfortunate.”
You know what else is unfortunate God Spurrier? The fact that Cook had to have an appendectomy so even if the suspension is lifted he won’t be playing in this week’s game anyway.
So I profess on this day 8/27/07.
rDSr
Posted in Emanuel Cook, NCAA, Old Ball Sack Coach, SEC, SEC Coaches, South Carolina, Sports, Steve Spurrier, football, legal troubles | 6 Comments »
Michael Vick’s Mommy: Leave My Dog Killing Ookie Alone Pick On Marcus Some More He’s Worthless!
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 26, 2007
Kids…you have to love them, even when they confess to being dog killers, or as in my case refuse to publicly admit that I could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. We hooked up at a white trash convention near the Waffle House kiosk, but that’s another story. Loving your child after they made a mistake is one thing, but defending them and their horrific actions is another.
“The disgraced Atlanta Falcons star – who kept dogfighting paraphernalia like “rape stands” and “breaksticks” in his country home – still has his mother fighting for him.
“I gotta be strong for him,” Brenda Vick sobbed, standing outside the handsome brick mansion her son bought for her in Suffolk, Va. “It is tough on everybody. They are trying to put my baby in jail, and for what?”
Yes, be strong be retard strong. Well, they being “the man” aren’t trying to put Ookie in jail, they will be putting Ookie in jail, there’s a major difference. For what you ask, have you not read the 22 page indictment that he is willingly plead guilty too?
“Everybody makes mistakes,” she continued, only hours after her son filed his guilty plea Friday. “Everybody deserves a second chance. He has given his life over to God. He is not a criminal . . . He’s a good person. He has a big heart, and it just hurts.
A mistake is sleeping with Anna Nicole Smith (I said I was sorry mom), or locking your keys in your car. Funding a gambling ring and participating in the killing of dogs who under performed is another.
Wow Michael Ron Ookie Mexico Vick has already given his life to Spurrier God, even before he is sentenced. Folks, that’s made for TV movie material right there. Keep watching Lifetime for the premier. Yes, it is tough on everybody, but most people deal with their problems in another manner than by breaking law, especially people who don’t have a 130 million dollar contract.
Now when the dust settles, after Vick has serves his time, he’ll most likely be in the poor house, and Goodell won’t let him back in. I don’t feel sorry for him or his mother for that matter. I feel sorry for Marcus, his older brother has more talent and now his older brother commits bigger and better crimes than him. Marcus must really feel like he sucks at life.
So I profess on this day 8/26/07.
rDSr
Posted in Atlanta Falcons, Brenda Vick Boddie, Goodell, Michael Vick, NFL, Sports, Vick Plea, bad newz kennels, conVick, dog fighting, ookie | 6 Comments »
Michael Vick Keeps It Real & Admits To Being a Dog Killer
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007
The plea is in, and Michael Ron Ookie Mexico Vick has admitted that he is a worthless piece of sh*t by finally deciding to “keep it real” and admitting that, yes he is in fact a dog killing scum bucket.
“Michael Vick filed his plea agreement in federal court Friday admitting to conspiracy in a dogfighting ring and helping kill pit bulls. He denied ever betting on the fights, only bankrolling them.
“Most of the Bad Newz Kennels operation and gambling monies were provided by Vick,” a summary of facts in the case said, echoing language in plea agreements by three co-defendants who previously pleaded guilty.
The statement said that when the kennel’s dogs won, the gambling proceeds were generally shared by Vick’s three co-defendants – Tony Taylor, Purnell Peace and Quanis Phillips.
Vick did not gamble by placing side bets on any of the fights. Vick did not receive any of the proceeds of the purses that were won by Bad Newz Kennels,” the summary said.
According to the statement, Vick also was involved with the others in killing six to eight dogs that did not perform well in testing sessions last April. The dogs were executed by drowning or hanging.
“Vick agrees and stipulates that these dogs all died as a result of the collective efforts” of Vick and two of the co-defendants, Phillips and Peace, the statement said.”
Oh well, I see since he didn’t actually gamble on the fights, I’m sure some are thinking that he should be allowed to continue to play in the NFL. One has to ask themselves what kind of human being would not only bankroll this activity but participate in the killing of dogs by hanging or drowning. Do you realize that’s border line torture? A bullet to head would have been quicker and less painful than asphyxiation. Even his own father has called him out on this one.
Some people don’t get “it”, and they never will. Don’t get me wrong, all 3 are despicable wastes of air, in my opinion. I don’t care who it is, it could by Peyton Manning for all I care and my opinion wouldn’t change and that is, there are some things that are unforgivable, killing animals because they don’t meet your standards in some illegal dog fighting match, pretty much ranks right up there. For God’s sake even Hitler loved dogs.
Now before someone calls me a dog loving nut, advert your attention to the pic on the left. See, I don’t own a dog, I live in a condo & I’m on the go a lot, so cats are easier for me to care for. The picture is my baby girl “Snowball”, and yes feel free to note the irony. I rescued her when she was abandoned by her mother (the bitch), at 3 weeks old. That was in 2002, I’ve had her ever since.
See I get “it”. I get what joy animals can bring to someone’s life. Some are heroic and save lives, and some help perform useful functions for the police and handicapped. It’s a shame someone like Vick & Stephon Marbury don’t get “it”. Stephon Marbury actually believes Vick is a good human being.
“Stephon Marbury on Monday defended Michael Vick and said the Falcons quarterback, who the same day pleaded guilty to a federal dogfighting conspiracy charge, “is a good human being.”
“We don’t say anything about people shooting deers and shooting other animals, you know what I mean?” Marbury said in an interview that was aired by Capital 9 News in Albany. “From what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It’s just behind closed doors and I think it’s tough that we build Michael Vick up and then we break him down … I think he fell into a bad situation.”
First of all, shooting deer and other animals for food isn’t the same thing. It’s not even in the same galaxy. I know plenty of rednecks people who hunt for food. Now hunting for “sport”, I don’t necessarily agree with, but that’s not the point. You see there is a difference between hunting and dog fighting. One is legal and the other isn’t.
Second of all, when someone is “built up”, it’s common sense to at least attempt to try to live life at a higher standard. Vick didn’t fall into any situation, he placed himself in one willingly. Dumb-ass.
But something strange has occurred, Stephon Marbury pulls a Saban on his comments.
“Stephon Marbury issued a statement Thursday explaining his recent comments in support of Michael Vick, saying the Falcons quarterback “should be punished” and stating that his comments should be put “in the right context.”
“It is not uncommon for my comments to be misconstrued in the media,” the Knicks point guard wrote in a statement released by the team. ” … What Michael Vick did was wrong and he has admitted his guilt. He should be punished. However, he should be given a second chance as others have received for more serious crimes.”
What the hell do you mean in the “right text”? It was aired you jack off. Those were your words, that came from your mouth. No one “misconstrued” anything, except maybe people who thought you had a shred of common sense. Well I’m glad you think he should be punished, and he will be, but I’m also glad your opinion means dick to the judge and 98% of Americans.
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I hate Michael Vick.
So I profess on this day 8/24/07.
tTt
Posted in Atlanta Falcons, Michael Vick, NFL, Prison for Vick, Sports, Stephon Marbury, Vick Plea, bad newz kennels, conVick, dog fighting, michael vick pleads guilty | 6 Comments »
Emanuel Cook: No the Old Ball Sack Coach Didn’t Say “Carry the Gun, Be Like Florida.”
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007
Shhh….you hear that? Yep you guessed it, that’s the sound of the Old Ball Coach God Spurrier smiling because at least one of his players got arrested for something more “Gator” like that didn’t involve the sweet stinky weed.
“Gamecock starting free safety Emanuel Cook Jr. has been arrested on gun charges in Richland County.
Cook, 19, is charged with unlawful possesion of a weapon. He was booked around 3:45 a.m. Friday at the Richland County Jail. The incident happened in the jurisdiction of the University of South Carolina Police Department.
The sophomore from Riviera Beach, Florida earned All-SEC honors last season by both the league’s coaches and The Sporting News. In 10 games last year, he recorded 47 tackles, which was tied for third on the team.
Fans may remember that he forced a fumble during last year’s Clemson game. That play is credited with helping turn the tide of that contest. ”
There you go like I just said in a previous post, I posted just this morning “So a couple more recruiting classes, several felonies committed to toughen them up“, I bet Meyer is shaking in his Nike Air Max running shoes right now. Cause God Spurrier ain’t afraid to go old school. Super USC attorney Neal “Johnnie Cochran Jr.” Lourie is already on this one folks, that I can assure you of that. Here’s what’s going to happen: God Spurrier will “suspend” Cook “indefinitely” until Cook appeals the suspension just like Blake “Bet he had a mullet in high school” Mitchell did, then Cook will be back on the field by the LSU game. So no worries Cock fans, your collection of thugs football team is still alright.
Update 1:07 EST. Media reports have confirmed Cook has been ”suspended indefinatly”, told ya so.
So I profess on this day 8/24/07.
rDSr
Posted in Florida Gators, Gamecocks, God, Johnnie Cochran, NCAA, Old Ball Sack Coach, SEC, SEC Coaches, South Carolina, Sports, USC, football, legal troubles | Leave a Comment »
Les Miles Takes Cue From Spurrier & Starts His own Ninja Suspensions
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007
Les “Big hat, little penis” Miles, not to be out done by the Old Ball Sack Coach God Spurrier, has started handing out his brand of Cajun justice.
“LSU linebacker Derrick Odom III, considered one of the top prospects coming out of Mississippi in 2006, was arrested Thursday. He is accused of trying to break into a condo near campus following an argument with the person who lives there, police said.
The specific charges against Odom, of Jackson, Miss., were not immediately available, but LSU spokesman Michael Bonnett late Thursday confirmed the arrest and said coach Les Miles had indefinitely suspended Odom from the team while an investigation into the incident continues.
Detectives believe Odom went to a young man’s home after getting into an argument with him. The young man called his father, and at some point Odom allegedly threatened the older man, detectives told WAFB-TV of Baton Rouge.
Once he couldn’t force his way through the condo’s door, he allegedly vandalized the young man’s car which was parked in a lot nearby, detectives said.
Several other LSU players allegedly were involved, but police Sgt. Don Kelly said he could not provide details of the arrest or the case.”
Indefinitely…could one game or a lot of games…I’m betting one. Behind closed doors Les Miles is probably saying “The guy deserved it, what a pussy, he called his daddy for God’s sake. His daddy should have told him to man up and take the ass whipping”. Strange how several of the LSU players were involved but “by the grace of Spurrier God” they weren’t arrested. Oh wait they were starters, those players can’t be arrested. At least not until LSU beats USC for title this year.
So I profess on this day 8/24/07.
rDSr
Posted in Discipline, God, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, NCAA, SEC, SEC Coaches, Sports, Steve Spurrier, USC, football | Leave a Comment »
Michael Vick’s Daddy Ookie Sr.: Uh Huh Son I Told You So!
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on August 24, 2007
Michael Vick obviously has a problem right now. The media hates him, Peta hates him, most of the country hates him, even the skanky slut that lives in the condo next to me hates him, and she loves every man she meets, for at least and hour or two. But now it seems his own father strongly dislikes him and even is speaking out against him.
“Michael Vick’s father said he asked his son to give up dogfighting, or to at least put property used in the venture in the names of others to avoid being implicated, according to a report in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Michael Boddie, who is estranged from Vick and the quarterback’s mother, also said some time around 2001 his son staged dogfights in the garage of the family home in Newport News, Va.
Boddie told the newspaper Vick kept fighting dogs in the family’s backyard, including dogs that were “bit up, chewed up, exhausted.” Boddie claimed to have nursed the dogs back to health.
“I wish people would stop sugarcoating it,” Boddie told The Journal-Constitution. “This is Mike’s thing. And he knows it … likes it, and he has the capital to have a set up like that.”
Next time instead of admitting to world that you knew your son was breaking the law, try calling him on the phone and saying “See boy you be a fuck up! Got any weed?” Then again maybe Vick’s daddy is wanting to be charged with something so he to can join the “Take the Plea Against Vick Tour”, which kicks off in Virginia later this year.
Also developing are details as to what dog killing Ron Mexico will plea to, and again this is not good at least in my eyes.
“The source told ESPN that Vick’s defense team met with federal attorneys Thursday afternoon to determine the “summary of facts” to which Vick will plead, and that his attorneys believed they had a deal. The source said Vick maintains he never killed dogs and never gambled on a dog fight. He will admit he was present when dogs were killed, but that he did not personally kill any of the dogs.
Vick’s co-defendants said Vick provided virtually all the gambling and operating funds for the Bad Newz Kennels enterprise. Two of them also said Vick participated in executing at least eight dogs seen as underperforming by various means, including drowning and hanging.
A government official, speaking on condition of anonymity because the terms are not final, told The Associated Press Wednesday that prosecutors will recommend a sentence of one year to 18 months. However, U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson is not bound by that recommendation or by federal sentencing guidelines that will call for less than the five-year maximum.
Goodell can suspend Vick under the NFL’s personal conduct policy. While the league hasn’t said whether a potential suspension would be concurrent with Vick’s prison sentence, it probably would take effect once he is released from custody.”
OK, now I’m hoping Vick’s Daddy does get charged with something so he to can take a plea. As I have asked in the past, “Why would the government take such a weak plea, when it has all the evidence stacked up?”. I’m hoping Judge Hudson pulls a Judge Joe Brown and throws the book at him. Either way Goodell will never let Vick play in the league again.
So I profess on this day 8/24/07.
rDSr
Posted in Atlanta Falcons, Discipline, Michael Vick, NFL, Sports, bad newz kennels, conVick, dog fighting, football, michael vick pleads guilty, ookie | 2 Comments »


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