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The Gamecock Fans Are Turning on Mitchell & Yet He Still Doesn’t Get It.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 6, 2007

It was bound happen sooner or later, the USC faithful can only stand idly by for so long. Blake I’s be cutting summer school Mitchell wasn’t get cheered by the fans Saturday he was getting treated like a red headed step child with a mullet, minus the red hair of course.

“As Blake Mitchell stood on the sideline at Williams-Brice Stadium before last week’s season opener, a group of fans heckled and yelled insults at South Carolina’s fifth-year quarterback.

That is not unusual, except the heckling was coming from Gamecocks’ fans.

“It doesn’t surprise me. People are going to be upset,” said Mitchell, suspended for the Louisiana-Lafayette game due to excessive summer school absences.

USC linebacker Dustin Lindsey, who was out with a knee injury, said he stood next to Mitchell as “student-section kids” lobbed insults at Mitchell such as “Loser” and “Go to class, Blake.”

Yet, I’m the one that draws the hate mail and idiotic comments from morons who don’t know what parody means, go figure. I wasn’t no where near the game Saturday, my SEC issued bullet proof vest was at the cleaners. I swear!!!

“Several letter writers to The State chastised Mitchell’s parents for criticizing USC officials for failing to communicate with them about their son’s absences in a three-hour English course.”

Good old “Nugget” Mitchell. I actually stuck of the Gamecocks about that, you can read it here.

“Through it all, Mitchell has maintained his trademark stoicism. In his first comments Wednesday since the suspension, Mitchell said he was unfazed by the public’s negative reaction.

“It is what it is,” he said. “Everyone has their own opinion and they’re entitled to their opinion.”

OK, Blake the reason the fans are turning on you, is because they really don’t believe that just because you play football, you can skip classes and punch bouncers. Five to one says they wouldn’t be booing you if you didn’t appeal the suspension in the first place, you stupid redneck. Don’t believe the BS about Mitchell and his trademark stoicism either. He because he doesn’t seem to get “it” and it shows here.

“They were just some clown kids in the student section. I just looked at them and laughed. There’s not much you can say to people like that. If they can’t support their own team, who can they support?”

There’s a difference between supporting their team and supporting a jack off QB whose daddy “Nugget” had to stick up for him, because he was to stupid too go to class. No wonder majority of the student body hates you, you’re an idiot. Someone I work with is a die hard Gamecock fan and reads this blog regularly, it’s like they said “People like Blake Mitchell are the reason so many are upset about Spurrier’s comments on lowering the qualifications of admittance”.

Amen to that.

So I profess on this day 9/6/07.

tTt

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I Can Only Hope that Someday the Manning Football Family Will be as Great as the Buczkowski Family

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 6, 2007

Everyone has to like at least one aspect of the Manning family. There’s Archie the official family spokesman, Peyton the Super Bowl winning QB & MVP and then there’s Eli the umm the…the…well then there’s Eli and let’s leave it at that. However I can only hope that someday the Manning’s will be as great as the Buczkowski family.

“A routine drug investigation led investigators from the state attorney general’s office to a sophisticated prostitution and drug ring operated by a former NFL and University of Pittsburgh lineman and a Plum woman.

The business advertised extensively in City Paper to solicit customers and recruit employees, while principles John Robert “Buck” Buczkowski and Amy Schifano used cellular telephones to stay in touch with drug sources, dealers and the prostitutes in their employ, according to documents filed yesterday with criminal charges by Attorney General Tom Corbett.

For Buczkowski, known in his playing days as Bob, the business apparently was a family affair. A statewide grand jury presentment disclosed that Buczkowski’s parents, Diane and Robert Sr., helped process the credit card charges from “johns” and that Diane Buczkowski deposited prostitution proceeds and paid cellular telephone and other bills for the escort business, called BAG Enterprises Inc.”

Yo…holla at me player. Pimping ain’t easy & it ain’t a one man show, it’s a family affair. See that Manning’s, sure telling people to drink milk and doing things for charity is great, but on the other hand the Buczkowski’s provide the service of STD infested crack ho’s to many overweight, balding males in the Monroeville PA. area

“The grand jury recommended the elder Buczkowskis be charged with criminal conspiracy and other violations, but no charges have been filed. Nils Hagen-Frederiksen, a Corbett spokesman, said he could not comment on why the Buczkowskis were not charged.

Buczkowski and Schifano, boyfriend and girlfriend, also used hotel rooms and several rented apartments in areas that included the South Side and Mount Washington for the prostitutes.

The owners accepted cash, of course, and also Mastercard and Visa. Customers with American Express cards apparently were not welcome.”

The line about American Express is comedy gold, and also notice, like many businesses in the country, they didn’t accept loser Discover either. I am curious as to why the parents haven’t been charged, oh wait I bet they have dirt on the district attorney, and have chosen to sell the son down the river. Good call.

“The investigation of the drug and prostitution ring began with an unrelated drug probe that led to Paul Goldstine, a man who would became an informant in the case against Buczkowski, Schifano. Goldstine and, to a lesser extent Heather Page, provided details to investigators about the prostitution operation and helped to set up drug deals.

Mr Paul Goldstine better watch out, remember that SNL Manning skit, “I would kill a snitch, I’m not saying I have or haven’t but I’m just saying.”, that is a classic. Who knows what pimp Buczkowski will do when he finds out. Considering he was a first round draft pick for the Raiders and finished his career in Cleveland, we know that he more than likely sucked as player, so he probably won’t do anything. I hope the Manning’s are planing to get their pimp on and run some hos.

So I profess on this day 9/6/07.

tTt

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And the Fall Out For Michigan Gets Worse

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 6, 2007

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Ugh, Tennessee Is Making It Harder Going to the Games & Taking the Fun Away As Well

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 6, 2007

In the interest of fair and balanced ridicule, my beloved University of Tennessee is making harder too go to games…again. All thanks to “the man”, as usual. Take this “informational” article I found on Go Vols Extra.com.

“Among trouble traffic areas is James White Parkway, which connects Interstate 40 to Neyland Drive. It’s closed. Fans should use Hall of Fame Drive, which connects to Neyland Drive, as a detour.”

Just when is the JWP open? It seems every freaking time I get back up there it’s closed. I’m beginning to believe that it’s never going to be open again, but out of fear that people will feel like their trapped in West Virginia and start burning couches, the “man” refuses to share the truth.

“UT reminds visitors that all items, including purses, are subject to search at the gates. Certain items remain prohibited inside the stadium, and those items cannot be stored at any stadium gate.

Prohibited items include the following:

–Alcoholic beverages, cans, bottles or coolers

Well so much for getting shitfaced and throwing empty beer bottles at fat chicks.

–Radios without headphones

What? My “boom box” from 1986 isn’t good anymore.

–Open umbrellas

That includes if it starts raining. You may have the umbrella but don’t think about opening it.

–Video cameras

So much for my plans to make a porn movie on the field with Melanie & Sooz (yeah Melanie I told you I would reference you two) after the game.

–Stadium seats with arms

Yes we love “bleachers”

–Large bags or parcels, including backpacks and large purses

Define “large” because my ex carried around a Samsonite and called it a petite purse.

–Weapons of any kind, including pocket knives

Is C4 explosive considered a weapon? If so then make those God awful belt buckles I see, that are the size of hams, a weapon as well.

“A new state law prohibits smoking anywhere inside Neyland Stadium. And you cannot leave, burn one and expect to get back into the stadium.”

OK…but…is a bong the same thing as burning one? And what about The Florida Gator cartel, if they get to “burn one”, then we all do.

***Authors note I do not use drugs or drink for the matter, I will not judge anyone for what they do as long as they aren’t hurting anyone however I do not encourage illegal behavior. Nor do I encourage rooting for Alabama***

“A no-fly zone will extend over the stadium from one hour before the game until one hour after it ends, prohibiting flights within a 3-nautical-mile radius and lower than 3,000-feet altitude, except as authorized by air traffic control.”

Well that just great. I was so planning on flying over the stadium with a banner that read “If we lose to Bama or USC this year, Fire Phil & hire John Gruden”, bastards know how to ruin a good football game.

So I profess on this day 9/6/07.

tTt

 

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