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All of a Sudden, EVERYONE Wants to Play Michigan.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 11, 2007
You know it’s bad enough losing your first 2 of the season games at home, and one of the teams that beat you was 1-AA opponent, but to also lose your QB really hurts. You know you’ve hit rock bottom as a team when the coach of Norfolk State talks shit about you.
“How upside down has the world of college football become?
For the answer, look no further than Norfolk State coach Pete Adrian’s opening comment during a conference call with Rutgers beat writers yesterday.
“After watching Rutgers on film and watching Michigan play [Oregon], I think I’d rather be playing Michigan,” said Adrian, whose Football Championship Subdivision (formerly Division I-AA) team will be the Knights’ homecoming opponent Saturday.”
“We’re talking apples and oranges,” the coach said. “Appalachian State has won two national championships back-to-back. They’ve played Division I-A teams for the last 20 years, and this is our first endeavor playing Division I. We haven’t had a winning season in 10 years. There’s a lot of Division I teams that I don’t think would want to play Appalachian State with the team they’ve had.”
Rutgers players agree with Adrian that one game has nothing to do with the other.”
Ouch…that’s a kick to Old Blue’s nuts if you ask me, but I have to agree with him. I mean what team who hasn’t had a winning record in ten years wouldn’t love to play Meechigan right about now? I’m sure Duke would love to play them, and of course all the high school teams in this area would love it as well. My neighbor (pictured left) has a kid that plays Pop Warner, and he said just last Saturday, “Did you see Michigan’s pathetic defense? I could slice through that shit like melted ice cream. Now gimme some money!”, of course I did. I love the little man, I say man because at 11 years old, he carries a 9mm, can drink 2 40’s in under five minutes & has a diamond encrusted grill. People call him Baby Gangster the Pre-school Pimp. He’s already looking at going to either Florida, South Carolina, Miami or California. He said Southern Cal, wasn’t “thug” enough for his services.
So I profess on this day 9/11/07.
tTt
September 12, 2007 at 2:07 am
This is your neighbor in this pic??? HE looks like he’s reppin the streets…Sesame Street…
One of my client’s plays for the Houston Energy, which is in an all women’s pro football league. No I did not stutter. Anyway, she said she called Lloyd Carr to see if they could scrimmage against his team but he told her that NCAA rules wouldn’t allow them to scrimmage a pro team…
September 12, 2007 at 2:49 am
You’re worse than the Norfolk state coach. I wouldn’t say that about my neighbor, his son will pop a mf’ing cap in yo ass. As soon as they can afford bullets.
May 8, 2008 at 9:10 am
Oh say what you will about Michigan- I believe they went and kicked Florida ass and that so called Heisman Trophy winner- Go Blue!!
May 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“I believe they went and kicked Florida ass and that so called Heisman Trophy winner”
So did Auburn, Georgia & LSU. Have you beaten Ohio State lately?