The ever changing sexual harassment trial of Isiah Thomas took a different turn. It seems that Marbury admitted on the stand today, that a Madison Square Garden intern was a complete ho. How this has anything to do with the trial, who the hell knows.

‘Nervous Knicks star Stephon Marbury took the stand today in the explosive $10 million sex-harassment suit that’s rocking the Garden and admitted he lured one of the female accuser’s subordinates into his car.”

Oh not he didn’t. W00t W00t. Go Stephon. <sarcasm I assure you>

Marbury did not say explicitly they had sex as they sat parked outside a Manhattan strip joint, as fired Knick exec Anucha Browne Sanders has claimed.

“We got together right across the street,” Marbury testified in Manhattan Federal court.

Browne Sanders grew weepy as she described how the intern, a St. Johns University student, was subjected to a filthy come-on by Marbury’s cousin, Hassan Gonsalves. Browne Sanders said the intern told her she later wound up in Marbury’s car and the two had sex.

She’s probably weeping due to the fact it wasn’t her and Marbury instead. Check out this chick to the left, look at those arms. Damn. And is that a gut? Is it?

“Anucha, if it was anyone else I would have walked away,” the intern said, according to Browne Sanders. “I felt like I had to.”

Wiping away tears, Browne Sanders added, “She basically did whatever he asked her to do. She considered it to be consensual because she agreed to get in the car.”

The intern said Marbury and Gonsalves were also at the strip club where she was celebrating her birthday and that - over the objections of her friends - she accepted a ride back to St. Johns from Gonsalves.

The intern, according to Browne Sanders, said that when she climbed out of Gonsalves’ vehicle Marbury pulled up in his and said, “Are you getting in, or not?”

Earlier, Browne Sanders, a 44-year-old former Northwestern University basketball star who is the Knicks’ former marketing vice-president, described how Gonsalves allegedly harassed Decker in Nov. 2005.

“You look good in those pants,” Gonsalves allegedly said, according to Sanders. “I bet that p—y looks good too.”

Gee she was celebrating her birthday at a strip club? Yeah that’s classy and that helps her cause as well. I also notice how everything seems to be “according to Sanders”, anyone else notice that? It was consensual, she wasn’t forced into the car, and how the hell does relate to the alleged sexual harassment on the part of Isiah Thomas?

Browne Sanders said she told Garden President Steve Mills about the encounter between Marbury and the intern and complained that she heard from others that Marbury had called her a “black bitch.”

“I want you to make it stop,” Browne Sanders said she told Mills.”

So why aren’t you taking Marbury to court then? Let’s review everything we’ve learned from the plaintiff so far.

• Isiah Thomas was “in love” with her.
• Isiah Thomas doesn’t like white people
• Details about the private lives of her nameless intern and Marbury
• Isiah Thomas has temper tantrums

I wish Judge Judy was presiding over this case, it would have been over by now. Plus the plaintiff could for once just stick to the facts if there are any.

So I profess on this day 9/13/07.

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