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Happy Halloween From YMSWCC!!!

Posted by Joel on October 31, 2007

Whether you celebrate Halloween or not, whatever activities that you do tonight, be safe and be sure to log in tomorrow. In the spirit of Halloween, let me leave you with one of the scariest (or saddest, depending on how you look at it) sports figures serenading the world with the timeless classic “Monster Mash”. Presenting the musical stylings of……..MIKE TYSON!!!!!!!! Mike is accompanied by the (please don’t laugh) “King of R&B” Bobby Brown!!!

God I wonder how much coke was snorted before they got onstage. I think that maybe they did it “Scarface” style and had a bunch of it on a table and just stuck their face in it…


BOO!!! I’ve scared a lot of kids by doing this so I’ll stay the coarse… TtT

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You Wanna Talk About Not Having Class? Try Penn State Fans

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 31, 2007

In my humble opinion I believe Joe Paterno is one of the classiest coaches ever to live. It’s a shame that some and I mean some, (because I’ve had very positive experiences with them) Penn State fans can’t be as classy. The sports blogosphere is a buzz and upset over the actions of a certain Penn State fraternity and rightfully so. Just watch the video and try not to be disgusted.

 

Obviously no fan of any school deserves that type of treatment. That fraternity shown in the clip, Pi Kappa Alpha, thankfully has been suspended by both the school and the fraternities headquarters. As for as that idiot that others claimed in from Pittsburgh is actually a Pitt. student.

I’m sure some people are saying “Ohio State does it to” or “this insert school name does it”, too. The reason this type of behavior continues and seems to escalate every year, is because kids don’t know when it’s time to act like adults.

As for as the those Penn State fans you’re all pussies. You’re all real tough backed by at least a hundred people against what three guys? And for the Penn State fans that just stood there and did nothing, you’re actually worse. Because you didn’t have the courage to do what was right.

To those PSU fans on the video chanting “Fuck Ohio”, nope your actions get a fuck you! And any other “fan” that might find this behavior acceptable.

After numerous PSU fans complained to the University president that his office had to develop a form letter to address the flood of incoming angry letters.

As Associate to the President for Administration, I help Dr. Spanier address the important issues that are brought to his attention.

Thank you for sharing your concerns about the behavior of some of our fans. Media accounts following the game indicated that fans were spirited, but overall exhibited better behavior, so I am disappointed to see the youtube video. Our Office of Police Services is investigating it in an attempt to identify those involved. It is extremely unfortunate and embarrassing that some fans engage in behavior that reflects badly on all Penn Staters, the majority of whom are respectful and well-mannered.

A group of students and administrators have been meeting to encourage better behavior from our fans. A number of initiatives are underway–posters have been placed around campus, ads have been placed in the student newspaper and on television promoting good sportsmanship. Prior to the Ohio State game, a message from the Athletic Director was sent to all students via the student newswire concerning appropriate fan behavior. Coach Paterno also addressed the issue when he visited the students camping outside the stadium. Clearly more can be done and we will continue to work on this.

Coordinating these efforts into an effective campaign that garners results does not happen overnight, but we are committed to the effort and to its success.

I will be sure the President sees your note. Thank you for taking the time to write.

Sincerely,

Tom Poole

Thomas G. Poole, Ph.D.
Associate to the President for Administration

The Penn State bloggers are furious over this. Here’s a direct quote from Run Up The Score

“Obviously, such behavior is unacceptable in any circumstance. From what I’ve been told and read elsewhere, it was certainly not representative of what happened closer to the stadium.

Anyway, to those students: You douchebags just trashed the reputation of my University. My father’s and brother’s University, too. Thanks. Hope you all get caught, because you’re not only pussies of the highest order, you’re also obviously too fucking stupid to keep such a video off the internet. Congratulations. May you all have to check “YES” on any and all future job applications which ask “Have you ever been convicted or admitted guilt of any crime, felony or misdemeanor?”

For the rest of you, a question. Is there any way to stop this trend at Penn State?”

So I profess on this day 10/31/07.

TtT

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Ole Miss Is Wrong & Bass Ackwards

Posted by Joel on October 30, 2007

Coach Ed Orgeron, yes he the “wise” titty-twisting machine of a head coach, has suspended emerging star defensive end Greg Hardy for the dreaded “violation of team rules” rationale. Scott Cacciola of The Commercial Appeal has indicated that missing practices and meetings were the reason behind the suspension. Of course, no timetable has been set for his return.

The plot twist (or for Coach O, tit-twist) to this story is that Hardy and his family has been told by Ole Miss that should he decide to transfer, they would not grant his release to another SEC school or to the University of Memphis, in Hardy’s hometown, where Hardy starred at Briarcrest Christian and was a Rivals Top 100 recruit (and yet another recruit that Fulmer couldn’t get out of Memphis, but I digress).

So let me get this straight: You have a kid who leads the SEC in sacks and tackles for loss, who obviously does not want to be at Ole Miss anymore, but you will not allow him to transfer to another school of his own choosing??? By the way, there has been no indication that he has been missing classes and/or is failing in school. What are we talking about…practice??? Not the game, but we talkin’ about practice…

I understand that team meetings are important. I get that. I also understand that it takes a certain level of discipline to play football, especially at a major program. But to not allow the kid to leave because he is unhappy because he may go to a team that you face on your schedule for the next couple of years is asinine, especially if you are Ole Miss.

Does anyone realize this is OLE MISS FOOTBALL that we are talking about??? The same Ole Miss that fired David Cutcliffe after he had 2 losing seasons in 6 years but had plenty of 8 or 9 win years, including a Cotton Bowl win??? The same Ole Miss that has done just about nothing in my 30 years of existence of any major note (no SEC titles in football, no National Titles in football, or any other major sport that I can think of)??? The same Ole Miss who has no mascot because the Col. Sanders looking Col. Reb was deemed to “racially insensitive” and now there is no mascot at all??? The same Ole Miss that is proud of “The Grove” and all of its pageantry, but while everyone is dressed in their Sunday best, they are using Saturday night’s paper plates and plastic utensils, negating the “prim and proper” atmosphere they are going for??? That Ole Miss??? I just wanted to make sure we were talking about the same Ole Miss.

Coach O, if you are reading this (which I doubt, but you never know), here’s my take. If this is any other program in the SEC, you would be gone, if not now, but at the latest by the end of the season. However, you lucked up and landed the head coaching gig at Ole Miss. You are living off of the fact that you have brought in Top 100 recruits, but your fine coaching abilities have resulted in very few wins. Signing Day does not matter if you do nothing with the talent that you have come the following October. Hell, you haven’t done anything with them past the month of August, by October you have a very underachieving team. Coach Croom across the state has less talent and is winning. Even if he wasn’t winning this year, he has managed to pull off some upsets in the past few years. The Rebel fan base is either too set in mediocrity year after year with its football program or just doesn’t know any better. If it was Ole Miss instead of LSU, UT, Alabama, etc., you would have a moving truck in front of your home headed back to your boy Pete Carroll at USC today. You wouldn’t be alone, the athletic director Pete Boone would be gone too.

If Hardy doesn’t want to be there, let him go where he wants to go. He has to sit out a year anyway. What’s the point of keeping him there??? Ole Miss won’t let him transfer to a conference school or an out of conference “rival”. So by this logic would the school let him go to Ohio State, Oregon, Clemson, West Virginia??? Are these schools any better than another SEC school??? I am not excusing Hardy’s behavior. He should not miss team meetings. But the Bowden-Spurrier-Fulmer-Tressel-Meyer School of Player Discipline states that you sit him for a series or maybe a quarter. To put him on indefinite suspension, especially when he can help you, is excessive. At the same time, Ole Miss isn’t going anywhere and maybe boosters will wake up out of their “Hotty Toddy” stupor and realize that the current band of merry men that are running the athletics and football programs are no better than a guy carrying a raccoon club to a gun fight…

p.s. Did your fine academic department ever teach Jerrell Powe how to spell the word “cat”???

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Colleen Bellotti and the Family Nanny Will Whip Your Ass!!!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 30, 2007


This woman and her posse will kick your ass read on!

On Saturday 10/20/07, John Canzano a professional blogger and sports talk radio host in Oregon, wrote an interesting story about how Luke Bellotti, part-time kicker & the son of the Oregon Ducks football head coach, pleaded guilty to his second DUI. He brings up the point that Oregon suspended receiver Derrick Jones indefinitely for “a violation of team rules.” And a few weeks before that, the school announced, in a lengthy, detailed news release, that it was suspending the Ducks’ mascot for fighting with the Houston Cougars mascot. Mascot fights rule damn it!!!

Somehow the university didn’t mention anything about the trouble of the head coaches son until he walked into a court facing two years of probation, a $1,000 fine, the loss of his driver’s license for one year, a substance-abuse evaluation, a meeting with a victims’ impact panel and five days in jail. And because there was nothing the university could do to control that from getting out since that is public knowledge.


I think the student section isn’t to happy about Luke.

I don’t blame him for writing about that, it’s an awesome scoop. It has football players, alcohol & nepotism all rolled into one. Hell, he should have tried to sell that baby to MTV studios for production.

Now I’m not a “professional” blogger like Canzano but what he experienced this past Saturday would be a personal “Miller High Life” moment for me, but since he’s not me he’s a little rattled by it. You see while Canzano was in the press box during the USC (not South Carolina the USC that wins titles)-Oregon game, Colleen Bellotti (wife of Oregon football head coach Mike Bellotti) along with friends and family, including her son (the place kicking alcoholic), his girlfriend, and a nanny, holding an infant, and a few young children in tow claiming he “dragged her family through so much hurt and pain…” It’s not like he forced Luke to get drunk and drive.

He claims he explained to her how why two DUI’s by a college football player at a Top 25 program was fair game for a column. Rock on dude!! By the way I’m pretty sure that isn’t Luke the drunk in the picture on the left, but he does look like a little hellion.

“I was disappointed in her approach. Particularly that there were 4-5 children present with her, including the youngest Bellotti son, and I didn’t think a working press box was the time or place for a heated discussion, especially given the high emotions and a big game.

She leaned in, grabbed by my suit lapel, and lit into me with a string of expletives, asking me if I have children, and telling me, “This is going to come back on you tenfold.” And she threatened to slap me, which was not such a nice example in front of the kiddies.

I told it was poor form that she would approach me in the press box, with a strong smell of alcohol on her breath, hissing and spitting mad, talking to me about alcohol abuse.

Then, the nanny, still holding the toddler, unleashed a foul-mouthed tirade.

“Nice nanny,” I said.”

The alcohol on her breath line is pure freaking gold. He better beware of the nanny though, they’re under paid as it is, so for a few extra bucks they’re liable to except an assignment of blogger termination.

“During Colleen’s rant, David Williford, Oregon’s sports information director, called a security guard and positioned him near my seat in the press box. I didn’t ask for that, but it allowed me to work. Williford also spoke with Colleen, and later, Williford told a New York Times reporter that her tirade was “certainly uncalled for” and “crossed the line.”

Dude no offense but you look like Moby except add on 20+ years. There’s no shame in asking for help when the coaches wife, alcoholic kid, alcoholic kid’s cum bucket girlfriend and nanny from hell ambushed you in the press box.

“What went down in the press box wasn’t a good, or productive, scene, though. It was surreal…. but mostly it was sad. This isn’t the first time I’ve been confronted by a reader or column subject who was upset at my opinions in a column, (and it won’t be the last). It was just the first time I’ve had it happen during the game, and the first time I’ve had it be a coach’s wife…. and nanny.”

I wish someone would confront me publicly about the stuff I write on this site, I would love that. It would let me know that someone really reads this stuff and most importantly I’ve pushed a button or two. Maybe I should start e-mailing my diatribes against God Steve Spurrier and his lack of discipline, but as anyone seen his wife? I’m not one to talk but if USC was to kidnap Uga, the Georgia mascot, and placed her in his doghouse, no one would notice.


No that isn’t Uga wearing a Gamecock hat.

So I profess on this day 10/30/07.

Photo © Copyright 2001-2003 WorldNow. All Rights Reserved even though the image is being hosted on another web site that I have no affiliation with. Maybe if “Chas McCarthy” would learn how to right click and copy image location he would learn that before making asinine comments. However since I researched it, this photo first appeared on “The Carolina Reporter” hence the copyright notice. Chas claims he took the photo however per his employers own terms of service I will not give him the credit but I’ll give his employers credit. Besides I don’t believe him. Any more dumb ass comments Chas?

TtT

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I dedicate this to all the Georgia fans that read this blog.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 29, 2007

Enjoy!

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I’ll try not to gloat.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 29, 2007

Dear Non-Red Sox fans all I can say is Boston is:


You know it’s true don’t deny it


The pitchers have a killer vertical.


Let the celebration begin…


Ok drunken bastards that’s enough celebrating. :)

Dear Rockies:

Rocktober my ass!!!

That’s is all. If you’re a fan of any other baseball team than Boston then…

So I profess on this day 10/29/07.

TtT

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CBS is Finding a New Way to Screw Over SEC B-Ball Fans Unless Your Team is Kentucky.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 29, 2007

CBS or as I like to call it See BS, is the most watch network on Television. They have such riveting shows such as CSI (insert city name here), The Amazing Race & Survivor. While I detest all these shows it should be noted I detest most non-sports television with the exception of Hell’s Kitchen because Chef Ramsey rocks.

Being the sports programming president must a stressful job I’m sure, why else would they choose to air seven Kentucky games this season, which is at least four more times than any other SEC team and five more times than Tennessee.

If anyone should be upset about this, that someone should be Billy Donovan and his bad back. After all since Kentucky’s last trip to the final four, Florida has been to three final fours and captured back to back national titles as well. LSU has also been to a final four since the last time Kentucky has been there. Only Ashley Judd gives Kentucky more love than CBS and I would like to give something to Ashley Judd….but let’s stick to the topic.

This season, CBS is choosing to send crews to seven Kentucky games, three Florida games, two Tennessee games and one game each for Alabama, Auburn, Arkansas, Georgia, Mississippi State and Vanderbilt.

The Vanderbilt, Georgia and Arkansas appearances, as well as one Florida and one Tennessee appearance, come against – guess who? – uh huh that’s right Kentucky.

If memories earned you TV dates, more people would remember Florida’s national championships than Kentucky’s. If expectations sent the networks scrambling to video your bandwagon, Tennessee is the only SEC team that’s a consensus pre-season top-10 pick. Trouble is, Kentucky has another edge this season, a new UK coach and that means a renewed enthusiasm for Kentucky basketball.

What do you do? Pearl’s already done it.

You take off your shirt and paint your chest. You open your mouth and pour out your heart. You put out a must-see product that’s more than ready for its close-up, and then you call out the network that prefers to live in the past much like the Alabama fans. Pearl should just keep sweating and screaming and coaching his shirt off. If he does his job, CBS will have to add two more Tennessee games.

So go ahead CBS, air more Kentucky games, ESPN will pick up the others like they have in the past. Somewhere down the road, in between the making of the new show CSI Narnia & David Letterman’s top ten list of why CBS Sports sucks, a network official will start to wonder why viewers aren’t watching as much basketball on CBS as they are on ESPN. Maybe then they’ll get a clue.


GO VOLS!!!!!

So I profess on this day 10/29/07.

TtT

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YMSWCC’S NBA (It’s Gambling Fan-Tastic) Season Preview

Posted by Joel on October 28, 2007

It’s me, Joel, for better or worse, posting about the NBA. Volunteer football depresses me and since Thomas is about to celebrate a Red Sox World Series ring, I’m posting about something that’s not long and drawn out, the NBA season!!! Yes that’s right, a league that is full of gamblers (refs), adulterers and snitches (Kobe), bloggers (Gilbert), best point guard who happens to not be American (Nash), Hasselhoff loving German (Dirk), guy who brags about not snitching (Carmelo), Frenchman married to an overexposed former Y&R actress (Parker), and owners who get more young ass than the toilets at The Clevelander on South Beach (Dr. Buss and Mickey Arison). The NBA, I LOVE this game!!!

This preview is fluid, to use the words of Herbal Essence spokesman Mel Kiper, Jr. What this means is that my “expert” (ok, I had to laugh at that one myself) analysis will change if/when Kobe Bryant is traded. I still believe that San Antonio will win the title this year, as hard as that was to type, but the path to them winning it all will change as the contenders will change. Can one player change the way I look at how the rest of the league will fare??? When that one player is Kobe Bryant, like him or not off the court, on the court he is amazing, and maybe the closest thing to #23 (whom I refer to as Jesus in a pair of Nikes) that we will see for a while…

Atlantic Division (in order of finish):
1. Boston
2. Toronto
3. New Jersey
4. New York
5. Philadelphia

I really like the move that former Celts Ainge and McHale engineered to bring Boston back to greatness. It was as smooth as the pick and roll game these two execs used to run when they were players. Garnett is a motor guy who has some help. Rajon Rondo needs to grow up quick at the point but Boston should have no problem winning the division.

Toronto will still make the playoffs but I am anxious to see how the young guys develop. New Jersey should be ok but they are not a title contender at this point. The Knicks have traded for a ball hogging post player to go along side another ball hogging post player to go along with a ball hogging 1 and 2 guard, with more ball hogs off the bench. I do like Renaldo Balkman and Wilson Chandler. Philly is a mess…

Central Division:
1. Chicago
2. Detroit
3. Cleveland
4. Milwaukee
5. Indiana

Chicago has all the pieces to make a run this year. If they can get Kobe without giving up the store, they could go to the Finals. What the hell has happened to Detroit??? They should be dominating the East in the regular season AND in the playoffs. LeBron still has no help in Cleveland. Imagine if he was in Chicago instead of Gordon or Deng??? Milwaukee should be interesting with Yi and his adjustment to the NBA. Hope he likes the taste of elbows while in the paint. Indiana has some good young players mixed in with Troy Murphy and Mike Dunleavy. Golden State got over on them…

Southeast Division:
1. Washington
2. Orlando
3. Miami
4. Charlotte
5. Atlanta

Washington needs a little more help off the bench, but Gilbert Arenas sure is fun (aka another players the damn Grizzlies could have drafted). Orlando should continue to make strides with Rashard Lewis. I would not be surprised if they won the division. Miami is getting older, shame with D-Wade still in his prime. Charlotte got a deal with Jason Richardson. He really emerged last year in the playoffs. They are probably 1 year away. Atlanta on the other hand is still several years away. Stop me if you haven’t heard that before.

Southwest Division:
1. San Antonio
2. Dallas
3. Houston
4. Memphis
5. New Orleans

This will be a very competitive division. Spurs will win, but any of these teams could be second. Dallas is #2 by default. I am anxious to see how Steve Francis will adjust to a new role. Yao will get posterized by the 15th game of the season. My Grizzlies still needs a low post rebounder. I am not sold on Darko. New Orleans could win big too. The Paul/West combo will be big.

Northwest Division:
1. Denver
2. Utah
3. Portland
4. Seattle
5. Minnesota

A.I and Melo together after a full pre-season should help out a lot as far as chemistry with the Nuggets. Utah will go as far as Williams will take them. Portland will be much improved, but losing Oden for the year will obviously hurt. The theme for Seattle this year should be “And a Child Shall Lead Them…to Oklahoma City”. Quick. Name me 5 players for Minnesota without looking it up on the web. Thought you couldn’t.

Pacific Division:
1. Phoenix
2. Golden State
3. Los Angeles
4. Los Angeles
5. Sacramento

Phoenix still needs a back up point guard and to use their bench more. This way they can be fresher for the playoff run. Golden State will be hurt a little without Jason Richardson, but Monta Ellis should make up for some loss of production. Keyword is SHOULD. Notice I didn’t separate the 2 LA teams. Doesn’t matter, they won’t do much this year anyway. Coaching will be a problem in Sac Town. I don’t know what kind of style Reggie Theus will run. He didn’t show us much when he was coaching in that NBC show “Hang Time”.

The one big question I have for this year, well 2 questions, is how will the league recover from gambling??? The words “one rogue official” has done nothing to satisfy me because of recent revelations that half of the league’s refs broke a gambling rule or 2. My next big question is how long until Madison Square Garden patrons begin the “Fire Isiah” chants??? Well they have started, but how long until people stop showing up and Spike Lee starts wearing a bag on his head???


Spike Lee predicting the Knicks up coming season

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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 9

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 28, 2007

Let’s look at the SEC East Division. Florida beats Tennessee, South Carolina beats Georgia, Tennessee beat both South Carolina & Georgia & Georgia beats Florida. Florida also has other SEC losses to Auburn & LSU. Make sense yet? I didn’t think so.

Georgia perhaps played their best game of the decade against Florida yesterday.

NC State ruins Virginia’s run.

Coming off the by or is it bye? Either way coming off the bye week Clemson is looking good.

Oregon is perhaps the best team in the country.

Will someone please for the love of God beat Hawaii so they will fall to 60th in polls.

Every time Penn State has a “white out” game at night they lose, anyone else notice that?

Thanks Cal the one time I was pulling for you to win, you don’t. I blame Aberclay.

Kansas is beginning to look legitimate.

The team to beat in the Big Least in Uconn. (snicker)

Notice how the pink shirt defense of Nebraska showed up late and let Texas come back to win? Callahan is a goner.

People at Ole Miss are already starting talking about firing Coach 0. That would be a mistake because I enjoy picking on him and he is only in his third season.

Notre Dame didn’t lose yesterday!!! but then again they didn’t play either.

Watch out ACC Wake Forest is starting to come alive.

Give it up for Colorado they need one more win to be bowl eligible.

Iowa sucks less, Michigan State sucks more.

Finally if anyone is still wanting to fire Coach Croom of Mississippi State see below. He deserves to stay.


Oh yeah, you did.

So I profess on this day 10/28/07.

TtT

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Tennessee’s Win Over USC Proves Why Fulmer & Company Need to be Fired.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 28, 2007

This game was a game of two halves, so this posting will be a posting of two halves as well.First Half:

We pwned USC. Erik Ainge made that vaunted USC pass defense his personal bitch. USC made stupid error after stupid error that reminded everyone there and in TV land why USC is well USC. Eric Berry nearly had his second TD of the year off a fumble recovery and run back, but Chris “I Have the Oder of Ass Coming Off Me” Smelly violently grabbed him by the face mask and forced him out of bounds at the 2 yard line. You can tell by his frustration that Smelly hasn’t been laid in awhile. Berry also had an interception in the first half as well & boom it’s 21-0 going into half time. God Spurrier is seen crying in the locker room. The offensive line was playing well not allowing pressure on Ainge, and the defensive line was holding their own against the run and getting pressure on the quarterback.

Second Half:

Somehow God Spurrier has manged to drug all our players in the locker room and had lookalikes in Tennessee uniforms take the field, of course our coaching staff is to stupid to notice a small thing like that. The offense only gained 70 yards in the second half & the defense had more gaping holes in it than a hooker convention in Times Square. USC dominated both sides of the ball and rattled off 24 unanswered points. Blake “I bet he had a Mullet in High School” Mitchell was 31-of-45 for 288 yards, and he ran for a TD and threw for another.

Somehow Tennessee forced the game into overtime. The Vols only saving grace was the fact that South Carolina kicker Ryan Succop lived up to the suck part of his name and had a quick journey from hero to goat and missed the field goal that would have sent the game into it’s second overtime. USC fans were tasting that sweet victory only to have it snatched from them. It was ugly but a win is a win.


Yes, yes you do Phil. Pics courtesy of Outer MonVOLia 

The reality is the Tennessee coaching staff doesn’t have that killer instinct. The defense came out playing not to lose and well as the offense. In the end USC dominated the stats with 501 yards of offense to Tennessee’s 317, and this was a home game! USC also had Tennessee beat in passing & rushing yards as well as time of procession. I believe the game ball should be given to the USC offense because if it wasn’t for those 4 turnovers this would have been the second straight game that Tennessee was blown off the field. This win might have shut up the sheep that follow Coach Fulmer, but the smart Tennessee fan should know this team was very lucky to come out with a win.

So I profess on this day 10/28/07.

TtT

 

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