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The Florida Gators Continue the Crime Spree.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 2, 2007
The Florida players are really taking this loss Auburn hard. By everyone knows about the “incident” the Gator Mafia might or might not have been involved with. Now a Gator Mafia member has slipped up and gotten himself arrested in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, so much for enforcing a curfew…
“Florida safety Tony Joiner, a starter on the Gators’ defending national champion football team, was arrested by Gainesville Police and charged with burglary on Tuesday, according to the Gainesville Sun.
Joiner is accused of going into an impound lot to retrieve his girlfriend’s car at approximately 4:30 a.m. Tuesday. His girlfriend’s car was being held at Watson’s Towing, the Sun reported, in lieu of a $76 towing bill, according to the police report.”
No girlfriend of Gator shall have to pay any towing bills, that’s stated in Urban Meyer’s 10 Commandments. Of course everyone knows that this business with the girlfriend is code because Joiner was the one making out with Tebo during the ass-raping of Tennessee. I’m surprised a Gunsville Gainesville police officer would even arrest a Gator player. Oh wait they lost to Auburn that explains it, or it’s a setup and this is how King Meyer punishes his players.
“The police report said witnesses saw a man push open the gates of the towing service and drive a car out. As he was trying to close the gates, one of the witnesses confronted the man, who then drove the car back in the lot.
Police arrived and arrested Joiner, who has 17 tackles and an interception for the Gators, who travel to face No. 1 LSU on Saturday night. Florida lost to Auburn last weekend.”
What was Joiner thinking, just beat up the witness, a true Gator Mafia member would have. King Meyer can not be happy right now. Joiner will be punished I’m sure, Meyer will force him to sit out the last 30 seconds of the LSU game, that’ll teach him a lesson about getting caught and kissing prince Tebo in public.
So I profess on this day 10/02/07.
TtT
OMAR said
The roam towing in Gainesville is brutal. Let’s just say you’re a gator football player and you have your girlfriend drive over to another player’s apartment to pick up a bag of weed. She might only be inside the apartment for a couple minutes, but that’s plenty of time for the tow truck to scoop up the car and two it to the yard. The girl heads back to the car and finds a sheet of paper held down by a rock in the place where her car was parked just a minute ago. The sheet of paper turns out to be a ransom note from the towing company. It’s happened to me twice. Both times, I didn’t head for the “guest parking” because of the 500 parking spaces in the lot, 450 were available (think Spring Break, when all the students are gone). It’s not like I was preventing an actual resident from getting their parking space.
Now, in my case I had to donate plasma twice that week in order to raise enough money to get the car back. I never considered liberating the car under cover of darkness. Why? At Watson’s towing I pictured electric barbed wire fences, dogs, rednecks with guns, police, any number of things.
I understand how upset the guy was when his girlfriend showed him the ransom note, but you cannot possibly be that stupid!