In case you didn’t know, America’s favorite NFL stoner Ricky Williams, has applied to be reinstated. The liberal hippies of Denver want Ricky Williams to play for Denver and help score some good weed in the process. They have even gone as far as placing a billboard up to help make their case to the undisputed pimpologist of Mary Jane.

“A group that led a campaign to legalize marijuana possession in Denver is posting a billboard advertisement encouraging suspended running back Ricky Williams and the Broncos to get together.

Williams applied for NFL reinstatement this week, his agent said. Williams has played in only 12 NFL games since the start of the 2004 season, but rushed for 3,225 yards in 2002-03. His current suspension began in April 2006 after he violated the league’s drug policy for the fourth time. He tested positive for marijuana this April, again delaying his return.

Williams remains under contract with Miami, where he won the NFL rushing title in 2002. But new coach Cam Cameron has not indicated whether he wants Williams to stay with the Dolphins, who fell to 0-4 Sunday.”

I didn’t know possession wasn’t a crime in Denver. It’s a wonder that Michael Vick and Williams haven’t moved there sooner. Cam Cameron is a tough customer, he’s like a mini me version of Goodell so I’m betting that Ricky will try the free agency market.

“The billboard, across the street from Invesco Field, where the Broncos play, will be unveiled Wednesday and will stay up for a month. At a cost of $3,000, it features a player with dreadlocks in a blue and orange jersey and reads, “Ricky, come to Denver… Where the people support your SAFER choice.”

In 2005, Denver residents passed an initiative removing all penalties for possession of small amounts of marijuana by adults. The campaign was run on the message that marijuana is less harmful than alcohol. Police have continued prosecuting people under state law, however. Federal law also prohibits possession.”

So basically it’s a worthless initiative. You would think who ever thought of that initiative would have thought about that…oh wait silly me, they’re potheads…duh…obviously they wouldn’t have thought about the other laws. As most of you can tell sarcasm is my anti-drug .

“The National Football League’s marijuana policy is just as irrational as our federal government’s marijuana policy,” said Mason Tvert of the group Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation. “In both cases, authorities are steering adults toward using alcohol and punishing them for making the safer choice to use marijuana instead.

“If (commissioner) Roger Goodell and every NFL player over 21 can go home after a game and have a drink, there is no reason why Ricky Williams should not be allowed to go home and use a less harmful drug.”

Sure there is, obeying the law seems to be a pretty good reason to me. The government doesn’t “steer” anyone into using anything that is harmful whether it be pot, alcohol or cigarettes. The person is question is using their free will. Now go fill your bong and play a Phish CD.

“The initiative Denver voters approved two years ago allows adults to carry up to an ounce of marijuana. No other state allows pot possession for anything other than medical use.

“Ricky Williams would feel right at home here,” Tvert said.”

First of all Denver isn’t a state it’s a city. Second of all Ricky Williams played and lives in Miami. Do you know what kind of good stuff they can get down there? Ask any Florida Gator they’ll tell you. We didn’t hear about Vick sneaking pot through the Denver airport did we? No, it was the Miami airport. Maybe you should move to Florida and campaign there, you’ll probably win by a landslide…if all the voters aren’t to stoned to go out and vote.

So I profess on this day 10/04/07.

TtT