Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

Ole Miss fans gotta love them except when they are violently throwing whiskey and vodka bottles at an opposing team, unless it’s Alabama then it’s fine. OK, it’s not fine I don’t condone those actions but I understand them since Ole Miss was clearly robbed of a possible chance to send the game in OT, more on that later in the article. First let’s address the throwing incident.

“Three people were arrested Saturday after fans threw garbage on the field during Alabama’s 27-24 win over Mississippi.

University spokesman Jeff Alford said two Ole Miss students and a juvenile were arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Alford said no other information would be available until Monday when university police will finish their incident reports.

“It was clearly a violation of conference rules, stadium rules and the law,” Alford said.

Alabama coaches urged players to keep their helmets on and get off the field quickly as the garbage began to fly. Coach Nick Saban also wanted to make sure his players weren’t “mugging” after officials overturned a play that would have given Ole Miss a chance to win or tie the game.

“There is no class in that,” Saban said. “I just want our players to represent the university with class. If (Ole Miss fans) want to be classless, that’s their business.”

Wait…did one of the greatest sports liars Nick Saban comment on class? Is he kidding me? Has he even punished Castille for being arrested for threatening to beat up some random guy that was in a SUV? I mean that act alone is classic “Bama Class”.

The comment drew a sharp rebuke from AD Boone. He said he talked Monday morning with Alabama athletic director Mal Moore, who reminded him of a similar incident last month when Crimson Tide fans threw garbage at Georgia players. By garbage I mean most of their personal belongings.

“To a certain extent maybe Nick is kind of like a parent who can see the faults of the children that live next door, but maybe not your own,” Boone said.

He said the fusillade of garbage was not acceptable and that arrests were made and will be made if it happens again. But he thought Saban should have minded his own business.

“I’m not real sure that some other coach ought to be talking about our fans,” Boone said. “I kind of resented that a little bit.”

That’s gold and he happens to be right.

Now on to the questionable call. In the footage I’ve provided you’ll see why this is a very controversial call, plus the fact Alabama has been named the dirtiest program of all time helps as well.

One has to wonder if Nick Satan Saban use his satanic mind altering skills to sway the minds of the replay officials or was cold hard cash the simplest way. Of course Saban already has control of the liberal media & SEC officials through fear by personal mob I’ve dubbed the “Bammer Hammers”. Apparently the SEC head of the SEC officials state that the correct call was made.

A known member of the Bammer Hammers

Coach 0 had this to say “dslkhfdirhew wooggie dhjdglihd Brent Schaffer ;lkdjglihgd” and followed up by “kljhsf;ljwr ;lkjfdowr ;jrt;lskjf ;ljfwrwe cajun lkhdlkht.” before he ripped off his shirt.

Which translates to:

“It was unfair”

Thanks to “Cajun Man” from the “Waterboy” for the translation.

Ole Miss athletic director Pete Boone had this to say as well.

“It’s important, I think, for us to stick up for ourselves in situations like this,” Boone said. “We have been good citizens of the SEC, and let me tell you, there’s no better place to play ball than in the SEC. And that is not an indictment at all against SEC officials. We’ve got to have the best in the country. I think our system is good.

“But there will be mistakes that are made, and I agree with Coach O that, in this case, a mistake was made. There’s not any recourse that will come about it, and we will move on. But, at the same time, it is very heart-wrenching and frustrating, not for Coach O and not for me and really not for our fans, but for our players, who didn’t get the opportunity to finish the game.”

While the Bammer Hammer mob is frightened of Coach 0 even though he boasts a IQ in the negative teens, however his incredible Hulk size allows his to kick ass later and then ask questions…if he can actually formulate any that is. But the Bammer Hammer mob isn’t afraid of Boone, Pat or Pete, so Pete better watch his back, or take the bribe money that might come his way.

Jerrel Powe was quoted as saying “1+1 is 5. I like kitties”

So I profess on this day 10/15/07.

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