The court systems in Tuscaloosa are a piece of cake if you play for Alabama. That’s in the Saban Bible. Book ‘I’m the New Bear” Chapter 4 verse 3. Apparently when defensive lineman Brandon Fanney, running back Roy Upchurch and defensive lineman Brandon Deaderick were involved in a little incident back in July, where the Po Po was called and cuffs were used, they knew little if anything would happen to them.

Brandon Fanney pleaded guilty today was hit with a whopping $100.00 fine. Link I’m sure there’s a line of Bammer boosters ready and willing to take of that little hassle for him even though originally he pleaded innocent.

After all according to the police report:

“Subject was told by several employees, including a co-owner, that he would not be allowed entry into the Legacy due to refusal to follow the dress code. Subject continued to trouble the employees and Fanney tried to “assist” Deaderick as he was being arrested. He yelled at officers and wouldn’t cooperate when he was asked to move away“

What’s a little assault, obstruction of justice & disorderly conduct charge anyway? This is Alabama football players we’re talking about. I’m sure the Bear is proud of these young men and more proud of Saban right now.

The official Alabama Boosters headquarters.

Then there’s Roy Upchurch, who also pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge, Link he to was hit with a $100.00 fine. More Bammer boosters are emptying out their pockets, and of course I wonder what type of punishment they did or will receive from Saban. My guess it’s the same punishment that cornerback Simeon Castille received, which was some type of super secret ancient Chinese form of punishment.

Let’s not forget about Brandon Deaderick his crime only was resisting arrest, giving a false name to the police and criminal mischief, he applied for the youthful offender status so his records can be sealed. That’s the same as pleading guilty. I’m sure all three of these fine and upstanding (cough BULLSHIT cough) young men will be playing against one of the Tide most hated rivals Tennessee this weekend. The Bible of Saban states in the book titled “Cheat to Win” chapter 7 verse 5 “Only the best players make great law breakers”.

So I profess on this day 10/18/07.

TtT