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My Magic 8-Ball was Right After all, Coker Dismissed Due to Getting High Yet Again.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 2, 2007

How could I have ever doubted my magic 8-Ball? It said Coker was getting high again and sure enough Fulmer announced today that Coker has been dismissed from the team due to failing another drug test.

“As I’ve had a chance to further investigate and talk to others close to the situation, I have decided to dismiss LaMarcus from the team because he did not do what was asked of him,” Fulmer said in a statement released by UT. “I want a positive environment for our athletes to learn and grow. This is what is right for the young men on our team and for the program.

“As a coach, my first obligation is to the growth of the young men with whom I’m entrusted. Sometimes, that means encouragement and mentoring, sometimes it means helping them understand the consequences of their decisions. LaMarcus is a talented young man with a lot of life in front of him. It is my hope that he will look back at this one day as a life lesson that helped him get things straight for his future.”

When he failed showing up for drug counseling sessions he should have been dismissed right then & there. So Vol fans say goodbye to LaMarcus “Puff Puff Pass” Coker, and remember what my magic 8-Ball said:


Indeed you did.

So I profess on this day 11/02/07.

TtT

 

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Andy Reid is a Perfect Example of how Success Doesn’t Always Bring Stability to the Family

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 2, 2007

Normally I write a post either using anger or sheer sarcasm but this tale is to sad to be angry about and to sad too poke fun at.

Andy Reid was born March 19, 1958 and is the current head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. During his tenure there, Reid has earned NFL coach of the year honors twice, compiled the best win total (88), winning percentage (.620) and playoff victory total (8) in team history. He has captured five division titles and four trips to the NFC Championship game. Since he was hired in 1999, no other franchise has earned more divisional playoff round appearances (6) and championship game appearances (4) than Philadelphia. Since 1999, Reid has also sent 19 players to 44 Pro-Bowl appearances, the highest total for any team in the NFL during that period. None of these players had ever appeared in a Pro-Bowl before Reid was hired.

Among coaches with 100 games under their belt, Reid’s .620 winning percentage is 11th in NFL history and third among active coaches behind Indianapolis’ Tony Dungy (.637) and Washington’s Joe Gibbs (.635).

Reid’s eight-year tenure at the Eagles helm has put him in an elite category as well. Since 1990, only six of the 73 first-time head coaches remained with their original team for eight-or-more years: Reid (since 1999), Baltimore’s Brian Billick (since 1999), Tennessee’s Jeff Fisher (since 1994), Bill Cowher (1992-2006 with Pittsburgh), Dennis Green (1992-2001 with Minnesota) and Tom Coughlin (1995-02 with Jacksonville).

None of the accolades mean very much when your family life is in shambles, which is the case at this moment.

Yesterday Montgomery County Judge Steven O’Neill sentenced Garrett Reid (24) to two to 23 months in the county prison plus one year of probation for crashing into another motorist car while high on heroin.

O’Neill also had the displeasure of sentencing Britt Reid (22) eight to 23 months in jail plus five years’ probation on gun and drug charges, both brothers can apply for the special drug program after five months.

The coach’s two sons got into separate legal trouble Jan. 30.

O’Neill had some strong words for Andy Reid and his wife Tammy stating “There isn’t any structure there that this court can depend upon,” & “I’m saying this is a family in crisis”

How could things get so out of control for a man who generally stays in control under the toughest situations? I could speculate and say Reid was to consumed with winning football games than look after his own family, but I won’t do that.

One thing is for certain, the Reids over indulged their children thus helping to create the mess that is there to be cleaned up.

Garrett Reid was quoted as saying “I liked being the rich kid in that area and having my own high-status life,” Reid told a probation officer in a statement read by the judge. “I could go anywhere in the ‘hood. They all knew who I was. I enjoyed it. I liked being a drug dealer.”

“I did get a thrill out of it,” he said. “That was also part of the whole new world that opened up to me when I smoked that first joint.”

I believe him. O’Neill commented about a search that was conducted of the Reid home and illegal and prescription drugs were found throughout the house. “It sounds more or less like a drug emporium there, with the drugs all over the house, and you’re an addict,” O’Neill told Britt Reid.

Garrett’s addiction is so strong that authorities found 89 prescription drug pills in his jail cell Thursday morning. It is believed he smuggled them in his rectum when he was jailed earlier this week.

The question has to be asked: Was anyone in Reid household paying attention?

Some wonder why the Reid boys were still living in the house when they are at age to be off on their own. One could say they were living there because the parents knew of the past drug problems and wanted to protect them. That is possible, but how could the parents be so blind or naive to believe the drugs were not entering the house?

I believe Andy or Tammy do not know how to communicate with their sons. I believe Andy loves his sons. He took a five-week leave from the Eagles in the off-season to deal with his family’s troubles, but he has routinely declined to discuss his sons’ legal problems and has said he wasn’t resigning from the team because of them.

What about after today Andy?

“Andy and Tammy are supportive of their son. That has been their position since this all began. He will not comment on it,” Garrett Reid’s defense attorney, Ross Weiss, said.

If the Reid family can be saved Andy must resign his post from the Eagles effective immediately. After all there are more important things in life than football and championships. I hope Andy Reid’s eyes are finally wide open to that fact. And I hope everyone that is reading this realizes that no matter how successful you might be, that success doesn’t bring stability into your family life, only the effort you place into the family can do that.


Andy with his two sons

So I profess on this day 11/02/07.

TtT

 

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Playoffs??? Are You Kidding Me???

Posted by Joel on November 2, 2007

What’s that you say??? There is no playoff system currently??? Now, it’s called the Football Bowl Subdivision??? I say, until SEC Commissioner Mike Slive and/or Big XII Commissioner Dan Beebe grow some balls…excuse me…decide to leave the BCS and throw the current system into a state of true chaos, this will do. Why these two conference commissioners??? Because the Pac-10 and Big 10 are in cahoots (I listened to a Sen. Robert Byrd clip on youtube and said I would use that word somehow) and the Big East and ACC don’t make nearly as much money as the Big XII or SEC when it comes to football. What do you call a 45,000 seat football stadium in the SEC??? You call it a practice field.

In this playoff system, 16 teams are chosen. Conference champions from the SEC, Big 10, Big XII, ACC, Big East, and Pac 10 automatically qualify, leaving 10 at large bids. Those 10 at large bids will be handed out by the Selection Committee, which will be made up of former head coaches, officials, players, and sports bloggers. Why not actual journalists??? Sports bloggers are real fans of the game and is ESPN was doing that stupid “Who’s Now?”, bloggers would win over magazine and paper scribes.

The playoff system will be composed of four rounds. A consolation game will be played before the title game. The first round sites will be permanent, which will consist of the following bowls:

Liberty Bowl (Memphis, TN)-So I am biased, plus the BBQ and Blues is a good way to wind down after a game.

Gator Bowl (Jacksonville, FL)-Good weather + hundreds of Waffle Houses = Good Times.
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Alamo Bowl (San Antonio, TX)-This city has hosted Final Fours before so no problems with logistics.

Holiday Bowl (San Diego, CA)-Has anyone seen the women in the 619??? If you have, do you really need a reason???

Motor City Bowl (Detroit, MI)-Nice arena that needs some real football played inside at least once a year.

Insight Bowl (Phoenix, AZ)-Halfway decent sightlines for football in Chase Field. Maybe not, but the indoor pool is pretty cool.

Outback Bowl (Tampa, FL)-Maybe the Carolina Panther Cheerleaders can hang at Banana Joe’s again.

Sun Bowl (El Paso, TX)-Don’t know anything about El Paso, but the payout is nice.

*Seeds for the first round games will rotate sites from year to year.

The second through final round sites will consist of the following sites:

Peach Bowl (Atlanta, GA)-Oh the memories I have of Magic City…oops…I mean Coca-Cola World.

Capital One Bowl (Orlando, FL)-Catch “Pacman” Jones wrestling (allegedly) at TNA Wrestling filmed in Universal Studios.

Cotton Bowl (Dallas, TX)-Site will be improved once Uncle Jerry completes the $1 Billion small city he will call a stadium.
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Las Vegas Bowl (Las Vegas, NV)-The Strip, The Strip, The Strip…

The following four bowls will rotate between the 1-4 matchup in the second round, the third round games, and both the 3rd place and Championship Games:

Fiesta Bowl (Glendale, AZ)-Beautiful new arena.

Sugar Bowl (New Orleans, LA)-New Orleans needs to get a Super Bowl again sometime soon.

Rose Bowl (Pasadena, CA)-Hopefully someone can talk Keith Jackson to do the play by play to give it that traditional feel.
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Orange Bowl (Miami, FL)-How more teams don’t get into any more trouble in South Beach is beyond me.

In one month, seeds will be in place. Who will survive??? The selection committee will be headed by Thomas the Terrible and will be comprised on whomever he pleases. Maybe abarclay can come up with some sort of Rachel Nichols type of report for the title game. She has a way with production…

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