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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 10

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 4, 2007

Another great weekend for games and two more undefeated go down to cause chaos in the BCS. I love it.

  • I’m not quite yet impressed with Ohio State due to the overall weakness of the Big Eleven Ten.
  • Now that the Matt Ryan Express for Heisman was derailed by Florida State it’s still basically anyones game.
  • Les Miles takes the first Saban bowl, but I’ll give Alabama credit for playing one hell of a game.
  • Thank You Oregon I hate Arizona State.
  • Oklahoma has given Texas A&M fans another reason to hate Coach Fran.
  • The ESPN 360 “Fanhood” commercial is hi-lari-ous.
  • I noticed the commentators for the Boston College-FSU talked in length about NASCAR, I guess they were bored.
  • Kansas racked up 76 points on 10 straight possessions. That’s OK Callahan just pull a “Fulmer” and stay the course.
  • Missouri denies Colorado a chance to be bowl eligible with authority.
  • Don’t let that score of the Georgia game fool you, Troy scored a TD at the last second.
  • I admit I was pulling for Mike “I’m a man I’m 40!” Gundy’s squad yesterday.
  • South Florida will go from #10 to unranked.
  • That was a nice bounce back win for Virginia yesterday.
  • Clemson is suddenly playing extremely well again.
  • Indiana is bowl eligible.
  • This is a drill I repeat this is not a drill, Ole Miss really won a game yesterday.
  • UCLA started the season ranked, they’ll be lucky if they make to a bowl game.
  • Michigan State let a victory slip away at home, thus proving they are sucking worse as the year progresses.
  • Connecticut beats Rutgers and is still undefeated in Big East play, who really gives a damn?
  • I can’t remember the last time a Steve God Spurrier team lost three in a row. Plus D-Mac rushed for an SEC record breaking amount.
  • Weis continues to break records at Notre Dame such as ending a 43 win streak against Navy also that loss is the first time the Irish have lost five at home in one season. Suck it Irish I hope Duke wins next week as well.

Since the ESPN commentators were boo hoo’ing over Houston Nutt and all the things that have plagued during the off season, and condemning the banners being flown over the Arkansas stadium I bring you another hi-lari-ous video from Device High.

So I profess on this day 11/04/07.

TtT

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Anchors Aweigh!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Joel on November 4, 2007

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This is a congratulatory post about the United States Naval Academy Midshipmen defeating the “vaunted” Notre Dame Krispy Kremes in triple overtime, 46-44, ending a 43 game losing streak to Notre Dame. This win by our fine Navy proves that they have the real golden helmets.

There are two reasons why I an posting about the Naval Academy. Scratch that, three reasons. Reason #1 is because I have had family members to serve in the Navy. I myself did not serve, and looking back, maybe I should have. But I have always rooted for Navy any chance that I got.

Reason #2 is that by rooting for Navy this week, seeing as though Tennessee is facing some Louisiana school not named LSU, I am missing my alma matter’s homecoming (Tennessee State University, see “About The Writers” section), and I was forced to locally watch on ABC here in Houston the Texas-Oklahoma State choke job, it gave me a sense of happiness that something went right today.

The final reason is that my love for Navy and the rest of our fine Armed Services is almost superceded by my utter disdain and hatred for any and all things Notre Dame. This school has been overrated for thousands of years and hasn’t done squat consistently since Lou Holtz was cheating to get recruits (allegedly). While the school may be fine in academics, the school athletically has been riding the coattails of past glory in the athletic department, especially in football. Do not even get me started on the Ty Willingham thing. I can’t even get past “Suffering Succotash, Spitting Ass” Lou Holtz and his “Pep Talks” that never seem to work, much less talk about all that happened after he “resigned”. Plus, their “National Contract” with NBC is the worst waste of money that the Peacock has shelled out this side of the XFL.

By Navy winning today, I will sleep very well tonight, knowing that our country is in safe hands. Though they may get down and lose a battle, the war will ultimately be a Navy victory. Game ball goes to Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada, the valiant Navy QB who led his team to victory. I now know that the terrorists won’t win…

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