All good movies deserve a sequel and apparently so do some carnival sideshows such as an OJ “Slasher” Simpson trial. Justice of the Peace Joe M. Bonaventure, didn’t waste any time ruling that all 12 charges would remain in upcoming blockbuster that will be titled “Trial of the Century Part Deux”.

In this latest chapter of the OJ saga expect to see OJ attempt to fend off kidnapping & armed robbery charges. Kidnapping convictions could result in a life sentence with possibility of parole. Armed robbery convictions would require some time in prison.

His crack team of attorneys argued that these charges are based upon the words of con artists and wanted them dropped. Granted these guys aren’t as good as the first dream team that defended OJ, then again OJ is poor now and he had to use that use one lawyer and get the services of the second one free coupon. Somebody better let OJ attorneys know that the FBI was made aware of this crime before it took place.

“This is what we expected,” Simpson told The Associated Press before he left the courtroom. “If I have any disappointment it’s that I wish a jury was here. As always, I rely on the jury system.”

Nice, I’m sure the comment come back to haunt him. If he is found guilty, which all of America seems to be rooting for (thank God), then he can write book titled “If I Still Believed in the Jury System”.

“Another Simpson lawyer, Gabriel Grasso, argued it was unclear whether prosecutors considered as kidnapping the act of luring two sports memorabilia dealers to a hotel room — or whether the charge was based on a confrontation that followed.

“This is clearly overcharging,” he said.”

“These guys are bad. The court can’t ascribe any credibility to what came out of their mouths,” said attorney John Moran Jr., who represents Ehrlich.

“Every witness up there was looking to sell testimony and make money off of this case,” Moran said.

Owens offered no defense of their character but said, “It’s not like the state went out and found the witnesses. These are people aligned with O.J. Simpson. These are the people he surrounds himself with.”

Boom!!! Score one for the prosecution. All they have to do is say look at the facts of the case. The fact that he is dating Christie Prody should be a punishable offense alone. Maybe OJ and Michael Vick can share a cell together, then again even Vick would be repulsed by OJ.

So I profess on this day 11/15/07

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