Yesterday wasn’t as exciting as the previous past Saturdays have been, but still for the 11th time this season, a team in the top 5 lost to a non-ranked team.

Good job Texas Tech but I have a few points to make.

Mike Leach talks about how officials are against him but those officials robbed OU of a touchdown.

It’s commendable that you didn’t want to run up the score on your friend Bob Stoops, it almost cost you the game

The Texas Tech cheerleaders are hot.

The Oklahoma QB, Sam Bradford, looks like a retarded caveman. Moving on….

Coach 0 almost looked like a coach yesterday and you could understand what he was saying, OK Ole Miss where’s the real Coach 0 at?

West Virginia almost lost, damn it Cincinnati learn to finish the job.

If Georgia committed those four turn overs at Kentucky they might not have won.

BC didn’t beat Clemson, those receivers that can’t seem to catch a ball that is placed perfectly beat Clemson.

Who would have thought that one of the biggest games of the year would Missouri & Kansas.

Well Notre Dame can finally look away, your horrible season is over.

Fulmer is like a resilient cockroach, no matter how hard he tries to get fired he finds a way to win.

How Penn State could let Michigan State comeback like that is beyond me.

What ever to that team that hammered Tennessee without mercy? No not Alabama, the other one, no not Florida, that other one, yes Cal…maybe Aberclay will answer that one for me.

With Houston Nutt rumors swirling around his retirement, I see….I see a a…Baylor job in his near future.

I’m sick and tired of seeing about every damn Chick-Fil-A commercial they run this year.

There’s a lot of big games coming up this week. I’ll try to preview some of them.

Finally Lloyd Carr…I said at the beginning of the season he was retiring, it appears I’m right. Ohio State will really miss him.

So I profess on this day 11/18/07

TtT

Four million dollars can buy you a lot of things, but Alabama wasn’t counting on the fact that 4 million will buy them a lose to Louisiana Monroe. Sure Alabama destroyed my favorite team Tennessee, but then again so did Florida & Cal plus Tennessee nearly lost to South Carolina & Vandy, so it’s not saying that much.

Before the break of dawn tomorrow I’m sure some Alabama fans will sacrifice their first borns, short out the circuit board of the Psychic Hotline & and cry out to the one that bears the hounds tooth crown of thorns known as Paul Bear Bryant. After all Bear would have never been Croomed two times in a row. Then again Shula wouldn’t have lost to Ooh La La either.

“Quintez Secka had two interceptions and Louisiana-Monroe turned Alabama away three times on promising scoring drives in the fourth quarter to pull off a 21-14 upset Saturday and send the Crimson Tide to a third consecutive defeat.”

Word up Q-Dawg maybe you need to play for Tennessee, our defense made John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson look like a Heisman candidate, then again you made Ainge look like one as well so umm never mind.

“James Truxillo batted away his final attempt, drawing a cascades of boos from Alabama fans who had been restless and mostly quiet the whole game, and drew chants of “U-L-M” from the tiny section of Louisiana-Monroe faithful.”

By tiny they mean like under 20. Bear is rolling in his grave right now. Bamazoids already booing their “Super Coach” Saban in his first year. Maybe they realized that they aren’t as good as they thought, or that deep down in his black soul he’s the greatest sports liar there was.

“It was a humbling loss for an Alabama team already coming off defeats to Mississippi State and No. 1 LSU, and a setback for a program that is paying Nick Saban $4 million a year to lead a turnaround.

The Tide had been expected to get a chance to use the game as a tuneup for the regular-season finale at Auburn. The WarHawks had other ideas. They forced three first-half turnovers to forge a 14-all tie and shut Alabama out in the second half.”

It wasn’t humbling, that was last week, it was humiliating. On the bright side maybe Saban will get a job offer from Texas A&M or Nebraska, then Hal can start the “Build a Bear” project for the second straight year.

A group of Bammers is already planning a smear campaign, in order to get a refund minus 20% handling fee from Saban. After three straight loses I’m sure somewhere in the distance Mike Price is laughing.

These Bammers don’t play around!

So I profess on this day 11/18/07

TtT