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Coach 0 & the 20 Thieves
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 19, 2007
Yaw yaw Who Wants Some? Come On!!
Coach 0 is starting to show signs of becoming a good SEC coach. A perfect example of this is even though 20 players were caught stealing from hotels for a second time, he doesn’t suspend them, no he only places them on “probation”. Story
Look out God Spurrier, Fulmer, Saban & Meyer there’s a new weak disciplinarian in town. He goes by Coach 0. Some of the items taken were pillows, radios, those little bars of soap, an ice machine, 2 house keepers & a La Quinta Inn billboard. Coach 0 quickly got some boosters to pay for the items so they would be able to play against Mississippi State. Like they say in those Guinness ads “Brilliant”!
“Yaw yaw yaw thieving Brent Schaffer yaw yaw yaw” Coach 0 said.
Which translates to:
“Any actions similar to this will result in more severe penalties which may but highly doubtful include dismissal from the team or washing my balls.”
This is the fourth time Coach 0 has had to swing his “justice hammer” this season. Of course the other times involved those mythical team rules. He even suspended the SEC sack leader Greg Hardy for two games. See how smart Coach 0 is becoming, you break team rules you’re suspended, you break the law, you’re “on probation”.
Ole Miss is refusing to give out a list of the offenders, another brilliant move. If Coach 0 would have placed 21 players on probation I might refer to him as a genius, since 21 is Jerrell Powe’s IQ.
So I profess on this day 11/19/07
TtT
SEC Powerpoll « Loser with Socks said
[...] Ole Miss -That Brent Schaffer kid is going to be really special. John Vaught has to rolling over…. It’s all Cutcliffe’s fault. Ole Miss puts 20 players on probation for twice stealing items from hotels. Here’s the kicker though…. they will still be eligible to play on Friday. Here is some funny stuff about the school without a mascot [link] [...]