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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 13

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 25, 2007

What a weekend, what a season, I’ll sad when it’s over.

What I’m not sad about is that God Spurrier is on his first five game losing streak. To be a South Carolina fan you have to enjoy and understand the song “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac. Here for your virtual listening pleasure is the key verse.

“Oh, no, no you can’t disguise
(You can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies”

How does one go from #6 in the country to a probable no bowl season? Smoke & mirrors my friends. Of course that Spurrier to A&M rumor is still there…by the way A&M hasn’t contacted the AD at Auburn, yet.

How is that Vandy can give Tennessee and Georgia all that they want at home, and then roll over and play dead for Wake Forest?

Tennessee makes it to the SEC championship game, who would have thunk it? Especially playing prevent defense that allowed a sizable lead to shrink and force OT…Chavis you’re an idiot.

UCLA actually become bowl eligible by beating Oregon…oh how the mighty have fallen.

It took OT for North Carolina to beat Duke? WTF?

Four straight loses for Bama. Six straight loses to arch rival Auburn. Will bricks be thrown though Saban’s windows?

Speaking of Bama…remember the textbook 5 and how the Bammers said it would only be a one game suspension? Well, they finally played yesterday. One game turned into four games. Why? What’s being covered up? Tide Druid you must account for this. Enlighten us all. Please.

If Mark Mangino was a smurf, he would be “High Cholesterol Fatty Smurf”

Chase Daniel showed why he’s a Heisman candidate.

Louisiana-Monroe became bowl eligible yesterday…they should Bama a thank you card.

So I profess on this day 11/25/07

TtT

 

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In Memory of Coach O’s Ole Miss Tenure

Posted by Joel on November 24, 2007

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We here at this site and at the fine folks at Losers With Socks have made fun of Ole Miss and their excellent (former) coach, Mr. Ed Orgeron. Well today is not the day to kick a man while he’s down, seeing as though the Ole Miss Mascot-less have relieved him of his head coaching responsibilities.

Coach O was a fine coach. He could twist the tits of a 5 star recruit with the best of them. His mastery of the King’s English could not be matched by any other coach in the SEC. Not only could he recruit, but he could coach them up as well. The way he drew up plays with crayons pen and paper and explained in detail was very much underrated.

More importantly, he was the best motivator one could find. What, don’t believe me??? He motivated Ole Miss to come oh so close against LSU, MSU, Alabama, and Auburn. They only allowed 45 points against Georgia in Athens when most teams would have given up. Coach O was enough of a motivator to get his team to rise up and defeat the juggernauts of the University of Memphis, Louisiana Tech, and Northwestern St. He practically owned the Memphis Tigers in football, and we all know that the Tigers are world beaters, having been to 3 bowl games the past 35 years. Northwestern St. is his alma matter, and it hurt him so much to defeat them that he allowed Ole Miss to only win by a touchdown.

Let’s not forget that the formerly known as Rebels are now a legit football program. Why do you say that??? I say that with full confidence because the star players miss practices and sleep in team meetings, and the team can steal alarm clocks and hotel towels like they were playing for the great Bobby Bowden himself. Jerrell Powe, that special kid that before Coach O got him did not know what a primary color was, can now read “See Spot Run” without trails of saliva running down the corners of his mouth.

So Coach O, I raise this bottle of Bud to you. I, just like countless other bloggers, will miss you on the Ole Miss sidelines. You gave us so much to write about, and I don’t think the SEC can survive another 75 years without your coaching abilities. As I slowly pour out the rest of this Bud in memory of your coaching time at Ole Miss, I am comforted by words that you said, and quite frankly, sounds as though the Great Bard William Shakespeare, wrote himself: “Yaw yaw yaw twist tits yaw yaw yaw…”

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Nebraska Is Callahan Free & A&M is Coach Fran Free!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 24, 2007

Nebraska fans join hands and rejoice, for the evil scourge Bill Callahan has been defeated by the White Knight that goes by Tom Osborne. In less than 24 hours of giving up an eleven point halftime lead and 65 total points to Colorado, Callahan one the most arrogant idiots in sports history was fired.

Callahan also ensured that Nebraska doesn’t become bowl eligible for just the second time since 1962. Osborne has been quoted as saying:

“As a former coach this is a role I really don’t like,” Osborne said at a news conference.” I hate to sit in judgment of other people. I never envisioned having to do this.”

I’m sure that’s true. After all he was betting that the AD would fire him, but that was the problem, the AD was fired earlier in the season. The dismal results came one season after the Huskers reached the Big 12 championship game. This year also was marked by a 76-39 defeat at Kansas, the most points allowed by a Nebraska team.

This firing comes after about a month ago Callahan was quoted as saying:

“I have done an excellent job in every area.”

Apparently Osborne, the Nebraska fans, boosters, media & God must think different. Because Nebraska willing to eat the $3.1 million buyout clause in your contract just to get your ass out of the door.

The names most often mentioned as possible replacements are LSU defensive coordinator Bo Pelini and University of Buffalo head coach Turner Gill.

Callahan is the first coach from a big name school to be canned this year, however Coach “I sell my players injury reports while possibly violating HIPPA laws” Fran decided to “step down” after defeating Texas yesterday afternoon.

Coach Fran came to Texas A&M to restore the glory to the Aggies. He left with a mediocre record and an embarrassing scandal on his resume. He finished 32-28 at A&M, far short of the expectations when he took the job in December 2002.

Coach Fran is quoted as saying

“We appreciate the opportunity we have had at this great institution, to work with this administration,” he read from a prepared statement. “We have made many lasting friendships.

We have an outstanding group of young men on this team and especially great people. We want them to know that we love them, feel blessed for our time together, and will miss them.”

After he resigned, AD Byrne was the only man speaking for him.

“I want to express my regret and gratitude to Coach Franchione for his courage in making this decision, and putting the interests of his players and this institution ahead of his own interests,” Byrne said in a prepared statement. “We wish Coach Franchione the very best moving forward and we are grateful for all of his hard work and effort while he was here at A&M.”

A week after the loss in Miami, a newspaper reported that Franchione’s personal assistant had been sending out e-mails with inside information about the program to boosters who paid $1,200 a year to get it. Bill Byrne suggested Franchione breached his contract, admitted NCAA rules were broken and vowed the messy scandal would be part of Franchione’s year-end evaluation.

Byrne said after Friday’s game that the school had completed its investigation into the e-mail scandal. He said the school was convinced that Franchione “did not intentionally, knowingly, or directly participate in actions that were inappropriate or in violation of rules or policies.”

Rumors have been swirling about that A&M will go after Tommy Tuberville or God Spurrier. As for Coach Fran & Callahan maybe they can have a death match to see who will get the open SMU job.

So I profess on this day 11/24/07

TtT

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Last Call For Les Miles, He’s Been Nutt’ed

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 24, 2007

Les Miles and LSU Tigers are the 12th top five team team to fall to an unranked opponent this year. However, the kicker is the fact that they were ranked the #1 team in the land. BCS hopes have died and the eye of the tiger is crying. I’m sure there’s suddenly a lot of LSU fans hoping Michigan comes calling.

Les Miles was simply out coached by Houston Nutt today and D Mac might have vaulted himself to front runner for the Heisman. He only rushed for three touchdowns and threw for another to lift Arkansas to a 50-48 three-overtime victory over top-ranked LSU. Nothing much…but then again, crushing the national title hopes of the No. 1 team in the nation is one way to make a case for the Heisman.

Houston Nutt in most likely hood saved his job today. Of course after the disaster that happened with Nebraska, they might come calling again. Rumor is Michigan is eying Cam Cameron the present Miami Dolphins coach, after this defeat he might be the front runner. This defeat does however prove the SEC is by far the toughest football conference in the country.

LSU has already locked up a birth in the SEC title game. They will play either Tennessee if they beat Kentucky (the other team that beat LSU this season) or Georgia if Tennessee blows their 22 game win streak against Kentucky and loses. For the record the 22 game win streak is the longest in the country. Fulmer better not fuck that up.

If LSU loses the SEC championship game, then a BCS bowl birth is unlikely. Something tells me if that happens, then Les Miles might be Mike the tigers biggest meal to date. Shhh…you hear that…in the distance…Oklahoma State boosters and coach Mike “I’m 40, I’m a man!!” Gundy are laughing at this moment.

So I profess on this day 11/24/07

TtT

 

 

Posted in Arkansas Razorbacks, BCS, Georgia Bulldogs, Houston Nutt, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, Michigan Wolverines, Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State Cowboys, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Tennessee Volunteers, fulmer sucks | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

This Weekends Games Could Be the End All Be All For Some.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 22, 2007

This college football season has been the craziest and the best ever!!! This weekends games are bountiful. Here are the ones you should be paying attention to and why.

Tonight

No. 11 USC at No. 6 Arizona State (ESPN, 8 p.m. ET)

If USC beats Arizona State, then it’s bye-bye to any BCS dreams for the Sun Devils. I for one will be pulling for USC just for the Gridiron Goddess’s sake & I think the ASU coach is a douche bag.

Friday

Nebraska at Colorado (ABC, noon ET)

This game used to mean something something now it’s irrelevant…or is it? This is pretty much Callahan’s last stand, that’s evident, but on the other side of the ball Dan Hawkins has a chance to take Colorado to a bowl game in his second year. Let’s face it, Colorado was mess of stripper allegations and recruiting violations when he took over. He’s has done a great job. I’ll admit I’m somewhat a Nebraska fan, but Callahan is a dick who should have been fired weeks ago.. Let’s go Buffs!

Ole Miss at Miss. State (JP “Jesus Christ We Suck” Sports, 12:30 p.m. ET)

Sly Croom already has my SEC coach of the year vote. Before the season started the Croom coffin was already built, only the undertaker needed to be called. Now Miss State is bowl eligible with wins over Auburn & Bama, thus proving they are the best program in Alabama. :) Coach 0 and his 20 thieves can end the season on a high note with a win. If he does that he’ll be yaw yawing to another top 10 recruiting class.

Arkansas at No. 1 LSU (CBS, 2:30 p.m. ET)

Bottom line if LSU slips here no national title and you’ll see signs like below pop up all over Cajun country.


Too fucking funny….

If Arkansas wins & maybe more importantly D. Mac has a good game then his name is back in the Heisman race. Even though Coach Nutt claims those only “rumors” about his stepping down…everyone know he’s gone. Maybe…just maybe…he could stay with a win.

No. 13 Texas at Texas A&M (ABC, 3:30 p.m. ET)

Coach Fran’s last game before the new coach (more about that later) is possibly announced. Coach Fran has already shown he loves money more than the confidence of his players. Why is he even still there is beyond me. A win could be good for Fran and any high school coaching jobs he might be inline for in the future.

Saturday

No. 18 Tennessee at Kentucky (CBS, 1:30 p.m. ET)

Coach Fulmer and Tennessee fans such as myself have experienced a roller coaster year. A win here sends the Vols to the SEC championship game to be slaughtered by LSU. A loss here means that maybe Tennessee is looking for another coach next season.

No. 7 Georgia at Georgia Tech (ABC, 3:30 p.m. ET)

The only thing that is hotter than Georgia’s playing right now, is Chan’s ass on the Tech hot seat. A win could knock Georgia out of a BCS bowl birth. A lose could knock Chan out of a job.

Florida State at No. 12 Florida (CBS, 5 p.m. ET)

Even though Matt Stafford was quoted as saying

“Let me say somebody so you guys won’t say I just won’t vote for Tebow,” he said. “Let’s say Darren McFadden. He’s been doing it a long time, and he deserves it.”

A win could give Tebow a Heisman as a true sophomore. A win also could have people wondering is time to replace Bobby as coach. A FSU win will send the Gators spiraling down the polls, and no trophy for Teabag Tebow.

No. 22 Clemson at South Carolina (ESPN2, 7 p.m. ET)

I live in Columbia SC, but I grew up in Greenville SC. So I’ve been around both fan bases for an extended time. These people hate each other. The Tigers were a dropped TD pass away from the ACC championship game, God Spurrier’s Gamecock squad was ranked 6th in the country, that was before four straight losses. A win for Clemson, whose fan base is the ACC’s version of Bama’s fan base meaning delusional, will keep Tommy Bowden around for another year.

A loss for USC could mean God Spurrier jets to take the A&M job. According to Scout.com’s “sources”

“There’s no doubt there’s serious interest on both sides. As I said yesterday, the USC admin is very wary of Spurrier possibly leaving due to his dissatisfaction over the disposition of two high priority recruits that had passed the NCAA Clearinghouse yet hit some hurdle in getting admitted by the university.

There is a ton of smoke surrounding Spurrier and that’s where many early signs are pointing to, but at this late hour at night I can’t confirm that it’s a done deal or near done deal.”

Now God Spurrier has said he plans on staying at USC. The last big name coach who said he is planning on staying somewhere was Saban, and we all know how that turned out. Spurrier has also been forced to admit he was wrong and regrets hyping up his team of felons. In fact this week has been a week of retractions all around for the Old Ball Sack Coach. In an press conference Tuesday, God Spurrier, stated:

“To me, attitude is everything, and right now, our attitude is sorry. We can’t worry about the winning or losing, we have to concern ourselves with playing football at a very high level — and obviously that’s something we haven’t done.”

But of course he pulled a “Saban” on Wednesday:

“I said our attitude stinks, but the attitude of our guys is pretty good … I said it wrong and I told our team that I was mistaken,”

My question is why would A&M even want him? The program is no better in his third year there, than it was when he took over. In Grannie Holtz’s third year at South Carolina he was taking them to back to back Outback Bowl victories. A loss here would mean a 6-6 record, and possibly no bowl game whatsoever.

No. 4 Missouri at No. 2 Kansas (ABC, 8 p.m. ET)

If Kansas wins they are one step closer to the unbelievable, if Missouri wins they have a chance to make it all the way, and their QB takes a step closer to the Heisman.

Alabama at Auburn (ESPN, 8 p.m. ET)

Bama has 3 straight loses. The liberal media have started to turn against Saban, referring to the Tide as the Tide’tanic. A win here might make the Bama faithful forget about getting Croomed back to back and losing to Oh La La. For Auburn I believe they are going for six in a row. (If I’m wrong please correct me) Tommy T. has also been linked to the A&M job, but he flatly as said he’s happy at Auburn and he wants to stay. A win here could insure a contract extension.

I hope you’re enjoying your Turkey day and remember:

So I profess on this day 11/22/07

TtT

 

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Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Joel on November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving. There are a lot of things that I am thankful for, but perhaps more than anything, I am just happy to be alive. We have so many blessings, and as sports fans, should be thankful for three things: media, coaches, and youtube. To honor these three things, may we present some clips of coaches going psycho. Happy Thanksgiving guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let’s Go Dolphins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Joel on November 20, 2007

I have never asked for much in life, just the essentials. Things like, food, water, clothing, shelter, TV, MacBook, iPod, a sucky Notre Dame team, and cold beer are just the necessities that I have required. You know, the basics. Well there is one thing that I have craved more than a new 60″ HDTV for the past 20 years, and that is a winless NFL team. Jim Rome and I am sure countless others agree with me.Here is where the Miami Dolphins come into play. This team has a lot of advantages over other teams. The city itself, great weather (except for the occasional hurricane), beautiful stadium which is going through a $300 million facelift (fitting with some Miami residents that go through tummy tucks and Botox, right Ricky Martin???), an owner that stays out of the offices way, and probably the hottest cheerleaders in the league.

I am not here to analyze why the Dolphins are currently sitting at 0-10. There are some things that can be blamed, whether it is coaching, an aging defense, an offense that looks no better than Atari Football, and injuries. On the contrary, I am here to root on the Dolphins. One looks at their remaining schedule, and there’s not really a game there that you would say that will win: at Pittsburgh, Jets at home, at Buffalo, Baltimore at home, at New England, and at home against the Bengals. For most teams, there would be some winnable games here, but not these Dolphins. This current Dolphins team has now become MY Dolphins team. The irony here is that not only is this the same franchise that can currently say that they are the only team that went undefeated in a season (1972), but that also this can be the only team to go 0-16 (1976 the Bucs went 0-14). Let’s not forget that Darth Bellicheck and his minions in New England are on a seek and destroy mission and at this point, definitely looks like the best football team that I have personally seen. The Patriots might, and should not lose a game this year.

So everyone root for the Dolphins to go 0-16. C’mon Dolphins, show us your dorsal fin and bottle nose!!! Borrow Kyle Wright from the U and put him in at QB. Keep running bubble screens and reverses (to quote Warren Sapp “I have seen a high school team run more base plays on offense). Keep getting old Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor. Still be the loud mouth underachiever that you are Joey Porter (wait, let me not say that. I don’t wanna end up on the floor like Levi Brown). Jason Allen (Tennessee), continue to be the 1st RD bust that you are. You just got Ricky Williams back off suspension. Get the blunt out of his hand and put a football on his feet. Let him run and kick, kinda like George Blanda. Do it up Gameday ’98 like and put Ricky in at QB. Coach Cam, think of it. Use Ricky all over the field, just like you did when you were the head coach at Indiana.

You can do it. I have all the faith in the world in you. I am on the bandwagon, and I don’t plan on getting off until you decide to show some pride and win. Why, at this point, would you show any pride and effort??? You haven’t done it all year. I am not a Photoshop expert, but if I could, I would replace the helmet on the Dolphin’s head with a bag. Do it up “Aint’s” style. Miami Dolphins, make this guy’s dream come true…

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Post Plays (College & NBA Reviews)

Posted by Joel on November 20, 2007

OK, so I am a couple of weeks late, but I would like to share a few random thoughts on the college and NBA games:

College

-Am I surprised at some of the upsets and near upsets??? Not really. Well, I was a little surprised at the Kentucky-Gardner Webb one, but there is a lot more parity in college basketball than even 10 years ago. Sure, the rich continue to get richer when it comes to getting great recruits (Indiana, Louisville, UCLA, Kansas, North Carolina, etc.), but there are more talented kids available for smaller schools. As long as the coaches at these smaller, non-traditional powers can draw some X’s and O’s, there will be some upsets.

-John Beilein of Michigan is probably one of the best in game coaches in the game, but unless he can start getting kids from Detroit and Flint, he will do just about as much as Tommy Amaker did as Michigan’s coach, which won’t be much. I still think he should have stayed at West Virginia.

-Chris Lofton is the best player to come out of Tennessee since Bernard King. I pray he doesn’t get drafted to the Knicks.

-I still hate Duke and Michigan State’s Drew Neitzel still looks like Powder.

-Memphis is LOADED, but offensively, they don’t impress me. Of course, as I write this (7:18 pm, 11/16/07) they may light it up for 100. Derrick Rose is great, but if he can be a little more consistent with his jumper, he would be unstoppable.

-Right now (again, still early) OJ Mayo to me looks more like Felipe Lopez or Korleone Young than Carmelo Anthony or LeBron James.

-C’Mon Kentucky, sign Billy Gillispie to a contract.

-I can’t wait for March so I can be treated to my main man, Gus Johnson and his play-by-play.

-Since the Final Four will be in San Antonio this year, I am thinking of taking a roadie. If anyone would like to sponsor me, let me know. Hey, I just had a kid and funds are a little low.

NBA

-Will the following teams please wake up??? The NBA season has just begun. Golden State, Miami, Chicago, Seattle.

-Can anyone shoot anymore??? I haven’t seen this many bricks since I made my last trip to Times Square.

-Speaking of New York, that whole organization is a big clusterf**k. That’s the best word I can use to describe it.

-Point guard issues will prevent the Rockets from getting out of the first round.

-As much as I love listening to Hubie Brown’s analysis on ESPN/ABC, I miss him on the Grizzlies bench. Speaking of the Griz, they really could have used Al Horford.

-Yi Jianlian can shoot it and has been impressive, but like fellow Chinese brethern Yao Ming, he needs to be a little more aggressive and physical. You can’t teach 7 ft., but you can sure teach elbows and hip checks.

-I know he is still young, but Kevin Durant needs to be on a steady diet of grits, bacon, steaks, breads, and a Big Gulp size cup of either chocolate shake or gravy.

-I am not ready to hop onto the Celtic bandwagon until they start making road trips, especially against Western Conference teams. Then we will see how good they are.

-I thought Portland would be improved this year, but I did not think they would be this good.

-Poor Joe Johnson. Stuck in Atlanta wasting away in front of thousands…of empty seats. Phillips Arena is actually not a bad place to watch a game in my opinion. But if the FBI wanted to use a new place for Witness Relocation, this would be the perfect spot.

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Coach 0 & the 20 Thieves

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 19, 2007

Yaw yaw Who Wants Some? Come On!!

Coach 0 is starting to show signs of becoming a good SEC coach. A perfect example of this is even though 20 players were caught stealing from hotels for a second time, he doesn’t suspend them, no he only places them on “probation”. Story

Look out God Spurrier, Fulmer, Saban & Meyer there’s a new weak disciplinarian in town. He goes by Coach 0. Some of the items taken were pillows, radios, those little bars of soap, an ice machine, 2 house keepers & a La Quinta Inn billboard. Coach 0 quickly got some boosters to pay for the items so they would be able to play against Mississippi State. Like they say in those Guinness ads “Brilliant”!

“Yaw yaw yaw thieving Brent Schaffer yaw yaw yaw” Coach 0 said.

Which translates to:

“Any actions similar to this will result in more severe penalties which may but highly doubtful include dismissal from the team or washing my balls.”

This is the fourth time Coach 0 has had to swing his “justice hammer” this season. Of course the other times involved those mythical team rules. He even suspended the SEC sack leader Greg Hardy for two games. See how smart Coach 0 is becoming, you break team rules you’re suspended, you break the law, you’re “on probation”.

Ole Miss is refusing to give out a list of the offenders, another brilliant move. If Coach 0 would have placed 21 players on probation I might refer to him as a genius, since 21 is Jerrell Powe’s IQ.

So I profess on this day 11/19/07

TtT

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The Revelations After a Saturdays Worth of Football Week 12

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 18, 2007

Yesterday wasn’t as exciting as the previous past Saturdays have been, but still for the 11th time this season, a team in the top 5 lost to a non-ranked team.

Good job Texas Tech but I have a few points to make.

Mike Leach talks about how officials are against him but those officials robbed OU of a touchdown.

It’s commendable that you didn’t want to run up the score on your friend Bob Stoops, it almost cost you the game

The Texas Tech cheerleaders are hot.

The Oklahoma QB, Sam Bradford, looks like a retarded caveman. Moving on….

Coach 0 almost looked like a coach yesterday and you could understand what he was saying, OK Ole Miss where’s the real Coach 0 at?

West Virginia almost lost, damn it Cincinnati learn to finish the job.

If Georgia committed those four turn overs at Kentucky they might not have won.

BC didn’t beat Clemson, those receivers that can’t seem to catch a ball that is placed perfectly beat Clemson.

Who would have thought that one of the biggest games of the year would Missouri & Kansas.

Well Notre Dame can finally look away, your horrible season is over.

Fulmer is like a resilient cockroach, no matter how hard he tries to get fired he finds a way to win.

How Penn State could let Michigan State comeback like that is beyond me.

What ever to that team that hammered Tennessee without mercy? No not Alabama, the other one, no not Florida, that other one, yes Cal…maybe Aberclay will answer that one for me. ;)

With Houston Nutt rumors swirling around his retirement, I see….I see a a…Baylor job in his near future.

I’m sick and tired of seeing about every damn Chick-Fil-A commercial they run this year.

There’s a lot of big games coming up this week. I’ll try to preview some of them.

Finally Lloyd Carr…I said at the beginning of the season he was retiring, it appears I’m right. Ohio State will really miss him.

So I profess on this day 11/18/07

TtT

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