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Travis Henry Wins Court Appeal to Get His Smoke On.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 5, 2007
When I first reported about former University of Tennessee running back & current Denver Bronco running back, Travis “I Gots 9 count them 9 Mf’ing kids to pay for” Henry, for violating the NFL policy AGAIN and talking about taking the case to court, I first thought “That’s Ingenious” and then I thought “He’s really gotten a hold of some good shit if he thinks he pull this off”. Well, fuck me with a chainsaw he did and he actually won. Seriously, I can’t make shit up this good people. Story
See here’s the story Henry is already in the NFL drug abuse program and he test positive for marijuana again, while in that program. He was facing a year suspension. But Travis “Legal Eagle with 9 count them 9 Mf’ing kids to pay for” Henry had an idea… He decided to claim he was a victim of second smoke. Of course one has to wonder how he put himself in that position and I’m betting he said he was hanging around the Florida Gators during some down time.
Henry conned Bronco coach Mike “I’m gullible” Shanahan into believing Henry was innocent. By agreeing to take a lie detector test and giving some hair samples, kinda like how Judge Judy orders people to do. Well, Henry failed the lie detector test. I know, I know, I laughed just like that to, but he passed the hair test. Then I thought maybe he didn’t lie at all, maybe he was just to high too remember. Leaving me to wonder where my money is because he promised me some cash for clean hair.
Though out all this the NFL wasn’t buying it so Henry took the matter all the way to federal court, because you know they obviously have nothing better to do. Well, yesterday the court ruled in his favor. The NFL is plenty pissed I imagine.
“Travis Henry will remain in the substance abuse program, must continue to adhere to all aspects of it, but will not be suspended following his appeal,” the NFL announced in a statement Tuesday. “The defense of hair samples and lie detector tests was irrelevant and unconvincing, but our substance abuse program is based on meeting the highest standards and respecting player rights in all phases of its administration.”
Translation: We feel the court gave him the right to get his smoke on. God please, please, please do not let Ricky Williams hear about this.
“We are pleased with this outcome and happy that Travis has been absolved of any wrongdoing with respect to this matter,” the Broncos said in a statement. “The Broncos look forward to Travis Henry’s continued participation on the playing field.”
Translation: Thank God we’ve been losing since he’s been injured and really can’t afford to lose him for a whole year.
When asked his thoughts about the ruling, Henry said “I’m so stoned….I can’t feel my legs. Did you know I have 9 kids?” he then continued on about some “who’s got the biggest bong” contest that’s between him and Ricky Williams.
So I profess on this day 12/05/07
TtT
Big Orange Amy said
Are you high? You tagged that post twice with “mary jane!” lol
I just love getting my come-uppance when I hoot n’ holler for the Vols then Sky-High Travis Henry turns around and reminds EVERYONE around me who hates the Vols just how felonious our players are. I mean, at least we’re not Florida (or FSU back in the day), but still… Jeeeeez.
Big Orange Amy said
Of course now I’m wondering if anyone has ever realized the irony that he plays in the Mile High City … I bet he misses John Denver, too. They really could’ve had a Rocky Mountain High!