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Remember Everyone Tomorrow is “V-Day”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 9, 2007

No, not Valentines Day, but instead a day that promises to be better. Tomorrow is the day Michael Vick is sentenced for his role as a financier of a brutal dogfighting ring. I’ve been looking forward for this day for quite sometime.

There’s a possibility he could receive five years. Whether he benefited from a public apology and a voluntary early start of serving his sentence is up to only one man, and that man is U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Of course I’m sure that the judge will also remember that Vick failed a drug test, a violation of the conditions set for Vick’s release after he pleaded guilty.

Vick faces a maximum of five years in prison. Hudson is not bound by sentencing guidelines that suggest a year to 18 months, or prosecutors’ recommendation, and I pray that Vick gets what exactly he deserves.

Vick admitted he bankrolled the “Bad Newz Kennels” dogfighting enterprise on a 15-acre property he owned in rural southeastern Virginia. He also gave his associates money to bet on the fights but said he did not share in any winnings. (cough BS cough)

The judge could take this info and say if it wasn’t for the money this would have never happened in the first place. And if he does that, he would be correct.

But there’s more Vick admitted helping kill six to eight pit bulls. Any details the judge learns about exactly what Vick did could weigh heavily in his decision. Vick should be thankful I’m not judge.

The Atlanta-based New Order Human Rights Organization plans to send members to support Vick, why I have no fucking clue. Let’s all support a spoiled star who kills dogs…that’s a brillant idea, if you’re a fucking moronic douche bag.

One thing I’m certain of, tomorrow will officially end Vick’s NFL career.


Vick’s “notes” before he made his public “apology”.

So I profess on this day 12/09/07.

TtT

Posted in Crime & Punishment, Michael Vick, Vick, Vick Plea, conVick, court tv, dog fighting | Tagged: , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Bama’s Future QB is A Fighter…Literally…

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 9, 2007

You know most Alabama fans have me read wrong. They believe I hate Bama, but I truly don’t. If I did I wouldn’t want them to win their bowl games. I also wouldn’t want them to win OOC games and bring shame to SEC. Like losing to freaking Oh La La. No, one can’t not truly hate a conference foe. Some user at some piddly message board for the Gadsden Times says I’m a jerk who hates Bama. And he links to this article here and lies by saying it has several curse words, it has one, he can’t count, God bless his heart.

Now, you may be wondering why is all this important. Here’s why, the article he linked to (thanks for traffic buddy & 1 + 2 really does equal 3) dealt with the lack of discipline both with the Bama football program & the Tuscaloserville criminal justice system in dealing with them.

Because the police, judges and Satan Saban look the other way, the future QB of Bama Thomas “John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson Jr.” Darrah was arrested, along with fullback Jacob “1-2 Punch” Vane for assault last Friday. Story


The fullback doesn’t have Bama Bangs…wtf

They were arrested Friday for a crime they committed the previous Sunday, talk about looking the other way. The Po Po must have had to check with Saban to make sure these two good Christian men weren’t starters. I think they were dealing with the frustrations of losing to Oh La La & not receiving any of that 4 million salary Saban gets to go 6-6.

It’s a pity. Bammers fighting with Bama’zoids. I wonder how long the civil war within Bama nation will continue. These two players beat down one man and trash talked his girl. The beauty of it is it was caught on surveillance cameras.

Of course Saban must have paid the national liberal media not to cover this story. Or even worse, the national liberal media believes a Saban coached Bama team is news worthy at all. These are dark times for Bama, not Pearl Harbor or 9/11 dark, but dark indeed. My heart goes out to their fan base. Quit fighting come together and suck as one fan base. God bless you all.

PS. Teach the little dipwad how to fucking count.


Alabama’s crack legal team.

So I profess on this day 12/09/07

TtT

Posted in Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Bangs, Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bammers, Bear is Dead, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Saban, court tv, satire | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments »