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Bama’s Future QB is A Fighter…Literally…
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 9, 2007
You know most Alabama fans have me read wrong. They believe I hate Bama, but I truly don’t. If I did I wouldn’t want them to win their bowl games. I also wouldn’t want them to win OOC games and bring shame to SEC. Like losing to freaking Oh La La. No, one can’t not truly hate a conference foe. Some user at some piddly message board for the Gadsden Times says I’m a jerk who hates Bama. And he links to this article here and lies by saying it has several curse words, it has one, he can’t count, God bless his heart.
Now, you may be wondering why is all this important. Here’s why, the article he linked to (thanks for traffic buddy & 1 + 2 really does equal 3) dealt with the lack of discipline both with the Bama football program & the Tuscaloserville criminal justice system in dealing with them.
Because the police, judges and Satan Saban look the other way, the future QB of Bama Thomas “John Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson Jr.” Darrah was arrested, along with fullback Jacob “1-2 Punch” Vane for assault last Friday. Story
The fullback doesn’t have Bama Bangs…wtf
They were arrested Friday for a crime they committed the previous Sunday, talk about looking the other way. The Po Po must have had to check with Saban to make sure these two good Christian men weren’t starters. I think they were dealing with the frustrations of losing to Oh La La & not receiving any of that 4 million salary Saban gets to go 6-6.
It’s a pity. Bammers fighting with Bama’zoids. I wonder how long the civil war within Bama nation will continue. These two players beat down one man and trash talked his girl. The beauty of it is it was caught on surveillance cameras.
Of course Saban must have paid the national liberal media not to cover this story. Or even worse, the national liberal media believes a Saban coached Bama team is news worthy at all. These are dark times for Bama, not Pearl Harbor or 9/11 dark, but dark indeed. My heart goes out to their fan base. Quit fighting come together and suck as one fan base. God bless you all.
PS. Teach the little dipwad how to fucking count.
Alabama’s crack legal team.
So I profess on this day 12/09/07
TtT
Joel said
Maybe he is saying that you cursed several times because you said the word “Saban”…
Thomas the Terrible said
Is it me or does the QB look like the illegitimate son of John Kerry?
Joel said
That means that he’ll blow the Tide’s season like Kerry blew the last election…damn flip flopper…
TideDruid said
yay for 4th stringers! boo for beating up boyfriends!
Thomas the Terrible said
“yay for 4th stringers! boo for beating up boyfriends!”
Dude, it’s like 6:10 AM here, I almost choked on my Fruity Pebbles, I don’t need to be laughing this hard in the morning.
TideDruid said
Fruity Pebbles are amazing.
Sorry about that. I’m in one of those moods where you either want to crash and sleep for 10 hours, or run around and go crazy. It’s that “I’ve been in this library way too long” mood.