Joe Namath sometimes known as Broadway Joe, Joe “Willie” Namath or sometimes I refer to him as “that drunken fuckstick who should be dead by now”. Everyone knows Joe. Who can forget the famous “We’ll win. I guarantee it” line about Super Bowl III? Or the live ESPN coverage of the Jets’ game, where Namath was asked about Chad Pennington and his thoughts on the struggles of that year’s squad. Namath expressed confidence in Pennington, and then stated to the interviewer, Suzy Kolber, “I want to kiss you. I couldn’t care less about the team strugg-a-ling.” He later apologized and paid Chad Pennington a hundred dollars, they apparently how some sidebet on who bang Suzy first. Apparently chicks dig sober, less dead dudes. Yeah him. Now you remember.

Well, he is finally earning his bachelor of arts degree from Alabama. I think it’s great and hopefully after 40+ years he’s able to actually the words on the sheepskin. Story

For the past five years he’s been studying hard to grasp those last 15 lousy credits. WTF? 15?!? That’s nothing. It took him five years to do that? I guess he’s been to busy trying on various pantyhose and whacking it to the picture he has of Suzy Kolber. And let’s not forget those guest voice overs for The Simpsons either. I mean I could understand if he was still playing football, or still in rehab or at least still getting laid, but shit 5 years? Great job Joe! Do your university proud. Just please stay sober and no drinking moonshine. Unless you violent when you drink… Then drink a lot in Saban’s presence. Oh well, at least he isn’t a tax cheat like Kenny Stabler.

Someday Tide Druid is going to hunt me down and kill me for the smack I talk.

So I profess on this day 12/12/07.

TtT