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Joe Namath Finally Earns a Degree, I hope He’s Sober at the Ceremony.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 12, 2007
Joe Namath sometimes known as Broadway Joe, Joe “Willie” Namath or sometimes I refer to him as “that drunken fuckstick who should be dead by now”. Everyone knows Joe. Who can forget the famous “We’ll win. I guarantee it” line about Super Bowl III? Or the live ESPN coverage of the Jets’ game, where Namath was asked about Chad Pennington and his thoughts on the struggles of that year’s squad. Namath expressed confidence in Pennington, and then stated to the interviewer, Suzy Kolber, “I want to kiss you. I couldn’t care less about the team strugg-a-ling.” He later apologized and paid Chad Pennington a hundred dollars, they apparently how some sidebet on who bang Suzy first. Apparently chicks dig sober, less dead dudes. Yeah him. Now you remember.
Well, he is finally earning his bachelor of arts degree from Alabama. I think it’s great and hopefully after 40+ years he’s able to actually the words on the sheepskin. Story
For the past five years he’s been studying hard to grasp those last 15 lousy credits. WTF? 15?!? That’s nothing. It took him five years to do that? I guess he’s been to busy trying on various pantyhose and whacking it to the picture he has of Suzy Kolber. And let’s not forget those guest voice overs for The Simpsons either. I mean I could understand if he was still playing football, or still in rehab or at least still getting laid, but shit 5 years? Great job Joe! Do your university proud. Just please stay sober and no drinking moonshine. Unless you violent when you drink… Then drink a lot in Saban’s presence. Oh well, at least he isn’t a tax cheat like Kenny Stabler.
Someday Tide Druid is going to hunt me down and kill me for the smack I talk. 
So I profess on this day 12/12/07.
TtT
zigzag said
Leave “ol” Joe alone. He has been working on this for five years so he can hit on the babes this Saturday at graduation, all two of them.
TideDruid said
If I hunted you down you would never know what hit you…. or I would just say screw it and see what’s on HBO.
Thomas the Terrible said
LOL I’m an HBO fan to. Especially their shows. It sucks they took Deadwood off the air & The Sopranos ended. Now this is the last season of the The Wire….damn it
Big Orange Amy said
Now TtT, you have to remember that he’s graduating from Alabama, so 15 credits in 5 years is really on pace with the rest of his classmates. It’s not like he’s graduating from UT or anything and can figure out how to graduate in fewer than 42 years.
Justice Knows Me said
Dear Mr. Terrible;
Smack is all you talk, with no intelligence associated (obviously). What ever you might have thought about Namath’s sports career, it is admirable that he would take such an interest in following through with his degree. Instead of criticizing him you may do well by living up to his example…you may want to think about finishing third grade! I have the utmost confidence you will ultimately master those treacherous fingerpaints! Do us all a favor: get lost!
Thomas the Terrible said
“Smack is all you talk, with no intelligence associated (obviously).”
I don’t talk anything I type and the last time I checked I started this blog so I can write what I want, when I want and about who I want. So instead of whining about the writing try starting one yourself.
“What ever you might have thought about Namath’s sports career, it is admirable that he would take such an interest in following through with his degree. Instead of criticizing him you may do well by living up to his example…you may want to think about finishing third grade! I have the utmost confidence you will ultimately master those treacherous fingerpaints!”
1. I’ve already finished college.
2. Which example is that? Alcoholism?
3. “Fingerpaints” isn’t a word you moron. It’s “finger-paints”.
So next time you try to insult someones intelligence make sure you spell each word properly. That way you will not make yourself out to be a such an idiot while playing on the internet.
“Do us all a favor: get lost!”
No, but no one is forcing you or anyone else to come here. Try doing something smart. Instead of bitching like a little girl (while misspelling common words) don’t come here.
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