Ha ha I almost wrecked when I first saw it

Yes USC’s football season is over as for as the gridiron is concerned, however they’re still scoring moral victories for God Spurrier. See he’s pretty pissed off right now. Think about it. You’re ranked 6th in the country with one loss, and then you lose 5 straight, finishing 6-6 and no bowl. To make matters worse some Clemson fan puts a billboard up on 26 right as you drive into Columbia rubbing the lose to your arch rival, Clemson, in your face. To memorialize that I had to stop and take a picture of it.

So God Spurrier goes back to where the success was born in the first half of the season, and that is have another USC player beat someone up only to be stabbed in the end. This is just like the Quintin Richardson incident. Sad.

Jordin Lindsey and his twin brother Dustin were in the Five Points area and supposedly were in a verbal altercation with this little geek teenager. The Lindsey twins, who are from Alabama for the record, claim geek boy came up from behind and stabbed Jordin. Hell, Daddy Lindsey claims his son cut in the jugular, even though if that happened Jordin wouldn’t have been able to walk to fuck up QB Blake Mitchell’s house much less be alive today. That and the police say the cut was behind the neck, but the daddy is from Bama so we’ll excuse ignorance here.

Meet Geek Boy 2008. Gamecock player slayer.

Just one problem with the above scenario, the “attacker” turned himself in and he has two black eyes and a badly bruised arm with proof he received medical care. He also has a lawyer and he’s claiming self defense. Considering this is the second time one of the Lindseys was involved in a fight in Five Points a lot of people are starting to believe geek boy. Plus Lindsey is 100 lbs. heavier than geek boy, and geek boy doesn’t have a criminal record. The Lindsey boys can’t say that, having a criminal record is a requirement to even get recruited by South Carolina. Of course Spurrier is “reserving judgment” until all the facts are released. I don’t know about you but if I was the coach of a flop like the Gamecocks, I would have something called a “curfew” in place. This incident took place a 4:00 AM for Christ sake.

Considering the fact Jordin was to stupid to play last year because his GPA fell below 2.0, it looks like another moral victory for South Carolina football. Way to go Gamecocks!! Make God Spurrier proud since you have ruined his streak of never have been beaten by Vandy. And of course his streak of bowl games as coach. Well, the AD made him star in this holiday musical to make up for lost revenue. One of the songs on it is probably “All I Want for Christmas is Another Moral Victory” thanks for offering that Lindsey twins.

So I profess on this day 12/13/07.

TtT