Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

When I saw this story, I almost spit out my Coke, and probably by the time I post this, it’ll be all around the blogosphere and internet. In Chapel Hill, NC (a beautiful college town btw), police have charged Tnika Monta Washington, 29, and Monique Jenice Taylor, 28, with kidnapping and sexual assault, involving three UNC football players. A third man, Michael Troy Lewis, 32, was charged with kidnapping, larceny, robbery with a dangerous weapon, assault on a government official, and resisting arrest.

Apparently, the three unnamed players went out to celebrate one of their birthdays and met the defendants while out. The defendants gave the players a ride home and were then invited up to their apartment. One of the players had too much to drink, so after laying him down, the other two players had “some consenual sexual contact with the women”.

Here’s where things get interesting. The players became uncomfortable and asked the women to stop. Now in the interest of full disclosure, I will now post the mug shots of the two women:

Maybe the players sobered up. Anyway, a call to 911 was made by one of the players and police arrived on the scene around 3:30 am. They found the two men in boxers and the passed out drunk guy still fully clothed. According to accounts at a bail hearing, the women began punching one of the players in the head. Both players had their hands tied with tape while being “fondled” by one of the women. Lewis held a knife to one of the player’s neck while Washington (the one in red that looks like a female Lil’ Wayne) “serviced” him. Here is Lewis’s mugshot:

Lewis is accused of taking about $100 out of the player’s wallets, trying to steal about $3,000 worth of computer and entertainment equipment, biting a police officer in the groin and pushing him down some stairs in an effort to avoid arrest. None of the players were physically hurt in this “incident”.
Listen, we all have done some stupid things while intoxicated. Lord knows that I have. Some of us may have either taken or gone home with someone that may not be the prettiest girl at the dance while drunk. This is why you have a designated driver, but not just to ensure a ride home. Someone not under the influence could have stopped these guys from making bad decisions, like who to take home after a night at the club and/or bar. Maybe these ladies looked good in the dark to these guys, maybe they mixed their light and dark liquors, which is a drinking no no. All I know is that these guys are no Josh McNeil…

***On a totally unrelated note, I will be attending this year’s “prestigious” Texas Bowl here in Houston, TX between Houston & TCU (don’t laugh, I actually have free tickets and nothing better to do). If anyone else will be going, drop an email at ymswwc@gmail.com