Come on hail. Now damn it hail!! Freaking slackers.

Now that Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez has been exiled to Michigan, he has decisively taken over. His order of business was to fire all the Michigan assistant coaches, leaving Coach Carr to coach his last game seemingly by himself. Michigan athletic director Bill Martin declined comment. It is believed he declined to comment out of fear.

Of course the assistants must have known this was coming, or should I say one assistant knew. Apparently University of Michigan assistant football coach Andy Moeller, out of fear, went out to relieve some of the stress that was upon him last Saturday night. The problem is the Po Po pulled him over. Moeller in brazen fashion refused to take a breathalyzer test and was arrested.

“At this point the outcome is still pending and we will monitor the process,” athletic director Bill Martin said in a written statement. Michigan head coach Lloyd Carr did not immediately return a message.”

So now Moeller is officially an unemployed drunk. This is the power of Emperor Rodriguez.

Back in West Virginia, the governor has jumped on the bash Rodriguez bandwagon. Please note I’m the original Rodriguez basher it’s nice to see I’m making a difference. Gov. Joe Manchin is siding with the university and its claims that Rodriguez owes 4 million dollars.

“All I’ve seen is mammoth improvements, tremendous improvements; I don’t know the intricacies of it. I’m speaking as a fan,” Manchin said.

“Manchin said Thursday he doesn’t care who pays.”Whoever, I just want West Virginia to get the $4 million,” the governor said. “If someone is generous enough to pay it, that’s fine.”

That’s smart politicking if you ask me.

So I profess on this day 12/21/07.

TtT