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Oklahoma Player Sent Home For Having Sticky Fingers.
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 31, 2007
Nothing brings out the best in people like competition. So if there was ever a shoplifting contest I would advise Oklahoma defensive tackle DeMarcus Granger not to bother even entering.
Mr. Granger removed an anti-theft device from a jacket and then concealed the jacket in a bag. He exited the store walking past the cash registers without paying for the jacket,” Mike Horn, a spokesman for the Tempe Police Department, said in a statement.
Granger admitted committing the offense and was booked into the Tempe City Jail on one count of shoplifting, Horn said. He later bonded out of jail.
I guess the Vizio 20-inch LCD HD TV that each player and coach received as a gift wasn’t good enough. Note the sarcasm because I’m laying it on pretty damn thick.
“DeMarcus Granger was sent home yesterday, will not play and we’ll deal with the situation when we get back,” Sooners coach Bob Stoops said Monday. “If there’s anything further, we’ll see.”
“It’s a big loss. He’s a key to stopping things up front,” said defensive end Auston English, who led the Big 12 with 9½ sacks this season. “He’s a great motivator for us. He makes big plays up the middle. His presence out there, somebody will have to step up and make up for it.”
If there’s anything further? How about kicking him off the team? And take his Vizio TV and ship it to me, that’ll teach him!
I can imagine that he was a great motivator. I can hear him now on the sidelines, “All right men I’ll steal 3 DVDs for whoever gets an interception.”
The real question is will this effect the outcome of the game. Umm no remember Oklahoma is playing West Virginia, so this shouldn’t matter.
So I profess on this day 12/31/07.
TtT
December 31, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“It’s a big loss. He’s a key to stopping things up front,” said defensive end Auston English, who led the Big 12 with 9½ sacks this season. “He’s a great motivator for us. He makes big plays up the middle. His presence out there, somebody will have to step up and make up for it.”
I guess he couldn’t motivate his teammates to run interference for him while he ran from the fuzz. Besides, Team Mountaineer Turmoil will still lose…
January 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm
That is a sweet ass mall where dude got busted… Probably stealing the coat to pad that LCD TV on the flight back to Oklahoma.
January 4, 2008 at 2:57 am
The real question is will this effect the outcome of the game. Umm no remember Oklahoma is playing West Virginia, so this shouldn’t matter.
You’re right about that one It didn’t make any difference in the outcome. Mountaineers Beat OU again