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Tennessee Beats Wisconsin & Their Whiney Coach.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 1, 2008

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Ok the Depression Outback bowl is over & surprisingly Tennessee won. Normally I wouldn’t be so surprised however normally we don’t have the OC leaving to coach his suicide at Duke and another coach that is leaving to be a part of the “I’m 40, I’m a man!” club at Oklahoma State.This was by far one of the better bowl games so far. Definitely better than Michigan beating Florida, by the way thanks Florida.

“I’m excited about where we are, and I’m even more excited about where we’re headed, even with the staff changes,” Fulmer said. “I think that gives us a chance to even be excited about something new and different. I’m looking forward to it.”I glad Fulmer it was a well deserved win. Now shut-up and hire an OC so recruiting can begin. Of course the opposing coach Bret “Ouch don’t hurt my players” Bielema found a reason to complain about the refs. He also complained about how the Vols beat up his QB and stole his lunch money.

“There are a lot of things we can take from this game, to be able to be in a position that we were, and not come out with a win, it’s a difference of little things along the way from the opening snap to the final snap there at the end. One of the issues we’ve gone over as coaches and are warned about, any helmet-to-helmet is going to be called,” the Wisconsin coach said. “The back judge did the proper thing and apologized that he missed the call. I’m such a woman.”

Wah wah wah shut the fuck up. All season long Tennessee has hardly sacked anyone, the fact they were able to even touch your “running” QB says your offensive line is extremely weak. Tennessee dominated in every state possible. Of course the refs did try to help Wisconsin by stopping the clock when they failed to get a first down with seconds left, but Fulmer isn’t crying about that.

When you win you don’t have to cry.

So this concludes the 2007 season of Tennessee football. However we here at YMSWWC will continue to make fun of Tennessee every chance we get.

In the meantime be prepared to usher in a force whose mother is a lot tougher and crankier than Mitch Mustain’s. It’s time for the…

This I proclaim on 1/1/08.

TtT

10 Responses to “Tennessee Beats Wisconsin & Their Whiney Coach.”

  1. Joel said

    All Hail The Cromptonites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh hell indeed…………………………

  2. yojoe said

    good game, happy new year

    yojoe

  3. zigzag said

    With ten minutes left and up four, Ainge had driven the Vols to the fifteen, Fulmer/Cutcliffe for some reason took Ainge out, ran three running plays, gained three yards, had the field goal blocked and kept Wisconsin in the game. That sort of bone head crap will get your ass whipped. As they say a win is a win but I don’t think the players probably appreciated the decision.

  4. Joel said

    The Vols won today DESPITE the curious play calling. What was that “trick play” in the 1st quarter in the middle of a scoring drive??? When Chris Spielman correctly calls out a bad play, it had to be bad…

  5. Dave said

    Old Rocky Top should be ashamed of the head hunting that was done in the name of football. Maybe that is what they are coached to do at Old Rocky Top. The officials (and I use the term loosely) should NEVER be hired to ref a football game EVER again. As a fan of the game of football, and yes it is a contact sport, it made me sick watching the high helmet to helmet hits while the zebras stood around and watched. They could have ended the head hunting with the first one by tossing the player. We would have had a better game to watch. If that did not work that you toss the second when the QB was sliding. You know on Sundays a QB that slides is even off limits. On Saturdays any player on the ground is OFF limits. Where did they get the ref’s the local gin mill? I would be embarassed to say I was a fan of Tenn. I would rather be a football fan and keep my self respect.

  6. There was no “head hunting” as you say and as far as sliding…are you referring to the moment when the WI QB DIDN’T get down into a slide because his foot got stuck. That’s how he hurt his leg. Even the WI coach claimed only one head shot. Quit whining your team lost, suck it up. Etc. Etc Etc.

    And those “local refs” were Big East refs take it up with their conference.

    For the record it was a great game after all went to the wire how much better can a game be?

    I would be embarrassed to be whining like you are. I would rather be a sports fan with self respect and keep quiet.

  7. Correction: WAC officials.

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  10. a.t. said

    Love the unibrow, but I’m not sold that he’s the QB next year.

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