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Highlites of the Game of the Year

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 24, 2008

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Memphis Falls to the Vols to Become the New England Patriots of College Basketball.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 24, 2008

Perfection is what Memphis was searching for. Before tip off Memphis had a regular-season win streak of 45 and a Fed-Ex Forum full of blue. In what resembled a final four atmosphere the dreams of perfection, the longest home win streak and the number one the Tigers of Memphis held so dear to their fell to the Volunteers of Tennessee and their leader Bruce Pearl.

This game lived to every bit of the hype. For the past two years Tennessee fans have heard nothing but “Without Lofton yall are nothing.” Lofton finished with seven points thanks to superb defense and yet Tennessee still won the game.

Mushroom taking druggie Jeremy Pargo of Gonaga picked Memphis to defeat Tennessee. Considering how his team has lost to both teams this year one would think he would be an expert.

“They’re pretty similar. Overall, I think Memphis is a little more athletic than Tennessee. Memphis probably has a pro in every single spot. They get out on the press and jump on people. Some of the stuff they do is unbelievable.”

Maybe when Jeremy comes off his high someone will notify him that he was wrong.

Bruce Pearl leading the pep rally before the game

Tennessee’s victory snapped what had been the nation’s longest homecourt win streak at 47 and dropped Memphis to 26-1.

UT did it with rebounding and a zone defense it hadn’t used to this extent since it toured Europe last summer.

The Vols held a 58-57 lead with five minutes left to improve to 64-5 when leading or tied with five minutes left.

Coach Cal in the final seconds of the game & he just realized he has a small penis

Of course none of this means anything come March. Hell none of this means anything come Tuesday night when my beloved Vols face a good Vanderbilt team on the road. Now Tennessee has the target on their back.

Here’s the reason Coach Cal doesn’t want to play Tennessee at Tennessee but instead prefers a neutral site. After tonight he’ll prefer any site that he thinks he can win at. Two in row Memphis and Tennessee is the best team in the state and the country. Suck on it bitches. (Sorry Joel)


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