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Archive for February 29th, 2008

Another Reason as to why Duke & ESPN Sucks

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 29, 2008

Duke sucks because they’re Duke, that’s a given. However now Duke really sucks because their mascot can’t surf. Smokey can surf ask anyone.



I’m surprised Mike Patrick didn’t go on a 10-minute diatribe about how the Duke mascot is SO much better than all the other mascots, and that when he comes back he’ll be twice as strong as before under the guidance of Coach K. We all know Dick Vitale would have.

In a related note, Coach K said in his weekly radio show that the Duke Blue Devil has been fan surfing for the past 3 weeks with that sprained knee, but unlike “other” schools, he doesn’t like to make those injuries public.

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For the Cubs it’s been 100 Years Since a World Championship

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 29, 2008

If there’s one thing I hate more than the Yankees, it’s the Cubs faithful. Not all of them just the ones who spout off every year how this year will be the year. So to all those Cubs fans who might fit into that category, this post is for you.

Have a great day all. :)

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