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Tennessee Pitcher on the Clemens Watch List (And not for steroids either)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 7, 2008

Tennessee sophomore Steve Crnkovich is among the top college baseball pitchers named to the preliminary watch list for the fifth annual Roger Clemens Award.

This is the fourth straight season in which Tennessee has placed one of its pitchers on the Clemens Award watch list. Former Vol Luke Hochevar won the award in 2005. Hochevar also was the first overall pick in the 2006 draft by the hopeless and impotent Kansas City Royals.

The Roger Clemens Award:

  • Trophy is shaped like a hypodermic needle.
  • Grand prize is a lifetime supply of HGH.
  • It’s quite an honor to have your name DRUG (get it drug :) ) onto the watch list.
  • Jose Canseco throws the winner a party each year.

I wonder if the winner is NOT on any illegal substances, does that mean there is an asterisk by their name. Either way congrats Crnkovich I hope you win. (Assuming winning doesn’t include having to go before Congress).

One Response to “Tennessee Pitcher on the Clemens Watch List (And not for steroids either)”

  1. Joel said

    I wonder if Rusty Hardin’s law firm will provide legal assistance to the winner…

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