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Holy Crap! Noel Devine Actually Pleads Guilty! We Don’t do it like that in the SEC!
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 14, 2008
Good Lord, at least when South Carolina players get into a fight it’s one on one, but that doesn’t seem to be the case with WVU. As I first posted way back on February 20, Noel Devine is the perfect example of class, it seems that him and three other WVU football players pleaded guilty to battery charges. Story 
“West Virginia running back Noel Devine was among four Mountaineers’ football players to plead no contest to misdemeanor battery charges after being arrested Thursday.
Also arrested were defensive back Eain Smith, 19; cornerback Brantwon Bowser, 20; and running back/receiver Jockee Sanders, 19, the Morgantown Police Department said in a news release.
Each player pleaded no contest in Morgantown Municipal Court, the police department said.
Police said the charges stemmed from an altercation outside Club Z in Morgantown on Feb. 16 but did not provide details.”
So much for “We don’t even know for sure if this is true…” comment someone left me on the original posting. Guess what? It’s true!!! But never fear mountaineer fans it already seems that Coach Stewart is still trying to be like an SEC school by taking the “SEC Style” of discipline approach to this matter.
“Discipline with the situation has already been handled within the program,” WVU football coach Bill Stewart said through a spokesman. He said he would have no further comment.
Now I wonder what that would be. We know how well discipline worked on Pac Man Jones. Hopefully Coach Stewart will go the SEC rout on this one, here’s a few ideas on how to punish Devine and the inspiration of the punishment;
- Police ride-a-longs and running inspired by Tennessee
- Suspended from the team for 30 minutes inspired by South Carolina
- Suspended one game except that game will have to be an extremely weak opponent inspired by Florida
- Give up the gold grill to be melted down into a cock ring for the coach inspired by Alabama
- Kicked off the team inspired by Vanderbilt (they don’t win so don’t use this one)
I know make him go to that pathetic Club Z, that place should make an appropriate punishment. Right now in the distance I can hear Richie Rich Rodriguez laughing his ass off but weak discipline will show him.
Joel said
Crap you beat me to it. I heard on the way to Memphis about Devine…
TideDruid said
As Stewart would say, “I just let them horses run”
MoonDog said
Did you hear the latest? The Plush Club and Club Z are forming a partnership. Players arriving in booster-provided vehicles with the most decorative rims get half off the cover charge.