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Jigaboos vs. Wannabees
Posted by Joel on March 20, 2008
Jigaboos are smart, athletic, natural, and talented. Jigaboos are every woman. Wannabees are special. They take pride in their appearance. They are not afraid of perfection, even if it means more time spent on themselves and the others around them.
Jigaboos are led by a person who tries to look out for their own interests, yet is not afraid to capitalize on her own individual success. Wannabees have a fearless leader who would rather stay the course as opposed to jumping from one place to another.
Whenever Jigaboos and Wannabees play each other, the Wannabees win. Wannabees win championships, sometimes defeating Jigaboos if necessary. The Jigaboos are jealous of the Wannabees recent victory. Wannabees are not complaining at all. Jigaboos have enlisted the help of someone of ancient descent to complain to the higher powers that the last matchup was not fair. Wannabees shrug it off.
Jigaboos are just jealous that they are not proud winners like the Wannabees. Jigaboos, deep down inside, want to be pretty like Wannabees. Jigaboos should just shut up and play.
As you can tell, I am a Wannabee fan. Rocky Top Wannabee…
March 20, 2008 at 11:00 am
Italians are natural wannabees. I wannabee fair with you, I don’t wanna have to be breakin your thumbs.
Go Lady Vols!
Nice scribble.
March 20, 2008 at 11:10 am
Does that mean Candace Parker is Italian???
If so, I wanna enter her “canal of Venice”…
March 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Candace doesn’t have to be Italian. She can be anything she wants. You’ll have to fight Sheldon to get to the canal though. Do you like your chances?
March 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@3 I will just wear a Maryland jersey. He seemed not to show up whenever Duke played the Terps…