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I Freaking Hate Louisiana Monroe!

Posted by Billy Bob Bammer on March 31, 2008

So I was driving towards Monroe, Louisiana cause none of the blood banks in good ole Bama will buy my blood after that little Hepatitis C incident, when I came across this God forsaken billboard! I almost wrecked my 72 Ford pickup. That truck is priceless cause Jimbo tells me the Bear peed on the drivers side fender once. Those bastards! Look at this! I’ll never sell my Hepatitis C infected blood in this state again!

3 Responses to “I Freaking Hate Louisiana Monroe!”

  1. MoonDog said

    ULM lost to North Texas last year but beat Alabama. It’s always good to know we can count on the Bammers to disgrace the SEC by losing to such a powerhouse school like Louisiana-Monroe.

  2. They’re scared to play us again!! Plus they might be infected as well. RTR!

  3. zigzag said

    For some idiotic reason Ole Miss takes on the Nutria in Bama’s stead between the War Eagle on November 1 and the BCS Champion on November 22. I assume that the Rebels will be thin enough and beat up enough by then to get embarrassed. You could take Pete Boone’s brains and shove them up a gnat’s ass and have room left over to park your pick up.

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