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She’s A ‘Bama Cougar

Posted by Little Bear Cub on April 1, 2008

Alana Colette Connell is one sexy lady. And don’t you dipshits forget it. You clandestine sissy boys made fun of her last year kissing Nick Saban and getting arrested for DUI immediately afterwards. You fans of other schools are just jealous that a woman would take off of her job at Dollar General to attend a pep rally for the new coach. You wish you had fans as dedicated to the Capstone as Ms. Connell. She’s a Cougar.


Now that’s a fan. So what she had a few drinks too many? The cop that arrested her was a Barner. Those numbnuts from the Barn are just sooooooooooooooo jealous of our 12 prizes and the Paul “Bear” Bryant Museum. Remind me again who the fuck Pat Dye was? That’s right animal lovers, he ain’t even Bill Curry. Leave our George Dickel drinking cougar alone.

Oh, and to show you some more talent from Tuscaloosa, not that these jackasses on this site know what beauty is, here you go:


Roll Tide Roll Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 Responses to “She’s A ‘Bama Cougar”

  1. zigzag said

    That broad’s breath would have to burn like piss on hot coals.

  2. Miss Connell’s breath warms the ventricles of my soul. RTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. MoonDog said

    Joel let me know there are some verminous Bammers infiltrating our beloved VOL site. Shouldn’t you guys be having conjugal visits with the Bammer football players that have been locked up this off-season?

  4. I’ve passed them hounds tooth shanks today. RTR!

  5. The Houndstooth sluts go to UAB.

    How fucking classic? Their best known fans won’t even risk their lives on a daily basis in the T-town ghettos.

  6. MoonDog said

    The Houndstooth Ho’s personally thanked all 54 members of the Shreveport Civic Club in the only way they know how.

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