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The Saddest Day of My Life
Posted by Billy Bob Bammer on April 1, 2008
Hi folks Billy Bob here. I remember this day alright. I was the lowest day of my life other than when Auburn beat my Tide for the sixth time in a row and when I found out my sister/wife was preggers again.
It was one year ago today, April 1st 07. This guy we know, Tennessee Eugene, told us he done saw the holy one at Jim’s Bar & Bait Shop drinking a 7&7. That’s right…The Bear was back!!!
After several of us cried for an hour…tears of joy mind you. We all headed over there to catch a glimpse of the great one. Several of townspeople were already there. The old, crippled and blind were allowed in line first. We all knew the Bear can cure them of their illness. Next in line were the fathers of gay children and the children themselves, we all knew the Bear could cure them as well.
About 5 hours later someone noticed the sign on Jim’s door that read “Closed till 04/08. Gone Fishing.” It took another three hours to find someone that could actually read in the crowd. RTR
After everyone realized this was nothing but an April’s Fools prank we all went to the burial site of the Bear and drank moonshine till we got angry. We then all storm into main street searching out for Eugene. We haven’t seen him since…but we hear his little laughter and that annoying Go Vols yell. That motherfucker. RTR
So just remember the Bear lives in all of us in our hearts. He’s everywhere. Well, except he ain’t in the win columns. We’ll get there…eventually. rtr
littlebearcub said
Fucking Vawls. Pure hate I tell you. If they thought 41-17 was bad, wait ’til Knoxville. RTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TideDruid said
Good grief. When did you get a brain transplant from Jai Eugene?
Billy Bob Bammer said
That was his name!!! Druid where is he? Bama Nation must be atoned!
TideDruid said
I guess this means I can tell you the secret password now
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zigzag said
The Bear like Elvis lives and Jesus will punish anyone who says differently.
lawvol said
Priceless, absolutely priceless….
MoonDog said
Is this the new home of the Shreveport Chamber of Commerce?
Billy Bob Bammer said
Shreveport is T-Town Jr. RTR!
3rd Down H-Back said
Zigzag, Bear is Jesus.
RTR
Nice April Fools motif Joel and Thomas, good shit!
zigzag said
10-
The Bear is Jesus and Elvis will punish anyone who says differently.