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Duo From the USC Womens Team are Rearrested…God Spurrier Can Only Wish They Were Football Players
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 4, 2008
Just one day after making bail, the female version of Florida football players are arrested yet again and all God Spurrier can do is shake his head while wishing his players would listen to his “Be more like Florida” mantra.
Authorities filed additional charges today against the USC women’s basketball players accused of stealing credit and debit cards and planning to sell marijuana & crack. Jasmine Payne and Ashlie Billingslea are back in jail after USC police connected them to two other thefts at the Blatt P.E. Center.
Payne, 18, of Bay Springs, Miss., faces six additional counts for a total of 11 charges, most of which are felonies.
With three new charges, the 19-year-old Billingslea, of Stone Mountain, Ga., has a total of eight counts against her.
USC spokesman Russ McKinney said police are treating the matter as an active investigation.
Both players have been kicked out of school and off the team.
Now…if these young (ahem) ladies were USC football players & God Spurrier was their coach, here’s what the punishment for each charge would have been;
- Credit card theft
- A prepaid Visa card sporting the Gamecock Logo
- Credit card fraud
- A prepaid Mastercard sporting “Cocky” the USC mascot
- Petit larceny
- Suspended from the team for 5 minutes
- Two counts of possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine in proximity to a school
- Learn to crush that crack into a powder…keep it “Gamecock Classy”
- Two counts of possession with intent to distribute marijuana in proximity to a school
- Mary Jane would be forfeited & distributed to other Gamecock football players…for free
However these skanks ladies aren’t football players so they have dismissed from the team and of course expelled from school. South Carolina Gamecock football players take note, the Ole Ball (Sac) Coach can’t be happy about the fact his mantra is falling on deaf ears…unless you’re a woman of course. Go Cocks!
A scene of the actual arrest, notice one USC player is saddened
Joel said
The one on the right looks like Steve Smith with hair…
http://www.panthers.com/Team/playerbio.aspx?id=2416
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