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Archive for April 8th, 2008

Congrats Kansas

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 8, 2008

Even though I would have rather seen Memphis win, congrats goes to Kansas for winning the tourney. I put Joel on suicide watch. Shortly after the game he went on a rampage and starting beating up three guys at once I was about to step in but then I notice they were all Gator fans and thought to myself “Fuck that let him vent.” I hope your happy Kansas innocent Gators got hurt, but congrats nonetheless.

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Maybe FSU Wants to Encourage Lying…Ever Think of that?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 8, 2008

In a story that really should be getting a lot more press than it is a member of the FSU Sports Hall of Fame and a former quarterback who led the Seminoles to a 10-2 record and No. 3 ranking in 1989, Peter Tom Willis was fired from his analyst job for Florida State for telling the truth.

When the program slips to consecutive 7-6 seasons that means saying things people don’t want to hear. He was critical of the offense under former coordinator Jeff “I can’t coach like my brothers can” Bowden, and said that he probably “stepped over the line” when he said the Seminoles resembled a “high school offense” during the 2005 game at Clemson. I remember that game…Willis was going easy on them.

However, that was the comment that upset Coach Bobby “Free Shoes” Bowden the most, according to sources. After the great online test controversy one would think F$U would be a little more concern than announcers telling the truth.

‘They felt like I was too critical of the program and the team the last few years,” Willis said Friday. “I hate that. That was not my intent. My intent was to call it like I see it for 10 years.”

“But if people are upset with me because I was telling the truth, if that’s going to upset people, maybe I shouldn’t be there.”

FSU released a statement, saying the university thanks Willis for “the fine work he has done and for his dedication to Florida State athletics.” FSU is offering no further comment.

Homeboy can’t even put his shoe on right.

Willis, 41, lives in Valrico and works as an industrial buyer for Commercial Metals of Tampa. He said he would continue to support his alma mater even though they suck complete ass today.

“In a way I’m relieved because I don’t have to worry about damaging relationships, which was not my intention,” he said. “My intention was to get on the radio and tell people what I saw in a football game. I did it without compromising my integrity.”

Amen Peter.

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Blank Confirms that The Longest Yard Part Two is being made

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 8, 2008

In an interview with the New York Daily News, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank said Vick is playing ball in prison to keep his body in shape, his arm limber his ass is sore and his jaw aches while time passes by.

“Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides,” Blank told the Daily News in Monday’s editions.

Hehehe catch that little innuendo there? “Both sides” Blank cracks me up.

“He’s written me a couple of times,” Blank told the Daily News. “I’ve written him back, he’s stayed in touch.”

Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Get OJ to coach!!

Blank, who signed Vick to a 10-year, $130 million contract in 2004, has been communicating with Vick through letters, which Vick initiated. The quarterback has written that he is making 12 cents an hour washing pots and pans and playing a lot of football and running from rapists.

Making 12 cents an hour doing dishes. Whatever you do……..don’t bet it on the dogs! :) Thank God he’s having so much fun at sleep away camp. We all know he’s gonna make a comeback with the Raiders. (Cause the Raiders owner is clearly crazy)

Memo to Vick: This has been already done by Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds and it sucked…please don’t make the sequel. Accept your fate and take your ass raping like a man.

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