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Blank Confirms that The Longest Yard Part Two is being made

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 8, 2008

In an interview with the New York Daily News, Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank said Vick is playing ball in prison to keep his body in shape, his arm limber his ass is sore and his jaw aches while time passes by.

“Apparently, there was a prison football team and he played quarterback for both sides,” Blank told the Daily News in Monday’s editions.

Hehehe catch that little innuendo there? “Both sides” Blank cracks me up.

“He’s written me a couple of times,” Blank told the Daily News. “I’ve written him back, he’s stayed in touch.”

Mean Machine! Mean Machine! Get OJ to coach!!

Blank, who signed Vick to a 10-year, $130 million contract in 2004, has been communicating with Vick through letters, which Vick initiated. The quarterback has written that he is making 12 cents an hour washing pots and pans and playing a lot of football and running from rapists.

Making 12 cents an hour doing dishes. Whatever you do……..don’t bet it on the dogs! :) Thank God he’s having so much fun at sleep away camp. We all know he’s gonna make a comeback with the Raiders. (Cause the Raiders owner is clearly crazy)

Memo to Vick: This has been already done by Adam Sandler and Burt Reynolds and it sucked…please don’t make the sequel. Accept your fate and take your ass raping like a man.

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