Fans are Helping the Gamecocks by Showing Them What it Means to be Like Florida
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 14, 2008

The South Carolina faithful have stepped in & started showing the football players just what God Spurrier means when he says “Be like Florida.”
The first lesson happened at a Bank of America in just before 2 on Friday afternoon when coaches say the “Ultimate Cock” fan approached a teller and demanded money.
Coaches say the man never showed a weapon, but did threaten bank employees with yet another disappointing season if the teller didn’t comply.
At the time of the robbery lesson, he was seen wearing a green polo shirt, white USC cap, and sun glasses.

That looks more like a sandwich there chubby.
The Po Po say the suspect had already left the bank with a small amount of money by the time they arrived minutes later. Coincidencely on the same day an unidentified booster purchased “Beat Clemson” stickers for the helmets of all moped riding Cock players.



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Snead said
I swear that’s . No doubt about it. I had to watch enough commercials of that lardo pushing Heinz ketchup to recognize him anywhere.
Snead said
Brad Scott. And I suck at xhtml. Obviously.
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