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Archive for April 23rd, 2008

Horse Face Auriemma Continues to Cry Like the Bitch he is.

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 23, 2008

Although women’s basketball season ended two weeks ago with another title for Pat Summitt and the Lady Vols, it was open season on Pat Summitt and Tennessee Tuesday.

Connecticut women’s coach Geno “Horse Faced Bitch” Auriemma took aim and fired.

At a press conference in Storrs, Conn., to wrap up the Huskies’ season, Auriemma unleashed some lingering resentment toward the Lady Vols basketball coach over Tennessee’s decision last spring to end the regular-season series between the two schools.

“Pat knows,” he said. “I don’t have to say anything. Pat knows. She knows why we’re not playing. There’s nothing for me to say. I’m not the one that made the decision not to play. So she should just tell you why instead of saying, ‘Geno knows.’ I do know. I already told you. She accused us of cheating at recruiting. She doesn’t have the courage to say it publicly. So yeah, Geno does know. And I’ve said it.”

ESPN reported last month that Tennessee raised a complaint with the SEC office over an ESPN private tour the Huskies basketball office helped arrange in October 2005 for then-top recruit Maya Moore and her mother, Kathryn. Auriemma AKA Trigger said the tour amounted to a secondary rules violation.

However to use ESPN because it is in Connecticut was beyond cheating and it wasn’t minor as he likes to say. What he wasn’t saying out loud to the recruit was that he had ultimate influence with the premier sports television network on the world, and it was 60 miles from his campus.

When asked about the possibility of playing UT at the Maggie Dixon Classic in New York City, Auriemma said,

“If you’re not going to play here or there, you’re not going to play them at Madison Square Garden in a charity event that’s supposed to help a good cause. How could they be involved with that? That would be something that’s good for the game.”

Sounds like he’s singing his version of Taylor Swift’s song…”She’s the reason for the tear drops on my basketball”. What a cry baby.

While his comments indicate otherwise, Auriemma said the situation “doesn’t irk me.” Of course judging from these comments it does “irk” him and that makes him a liar as well as a horse faced crying bitch.

“With some people that’s just their style,” he said. “They’re passive-aggressive. They always want to have somebody to blame for what’s going on.”

When reached for comment Tuesday night, Summitt said “It’s absolutely not worth a comment.”

You got drilled by Stanford and Tennessee drilled them 2 days later. So, what’s left to say? Other than you’re the one being “passive-aggressive”. Coach Summitt won’t comment because she has class something you’ve lacked for a long time now.

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Yeah Officer the Gun is Mine but the Dope isn’t

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 23, 2008

Preston Parker was named Florida State’s most valuable player last season after leading the team with 1,513 all-purpose yards and 62 receptions, was arrested late Monday and charged with carrying a concealed .45-caliber pistol and a small amount of Florida’s finest sweet stinky weed.

This Bobby Bowden Chapter Mensa member was picked up by the F$U Po Po a little before midnight Monday for carrying a loaded semiautomatic .45-caliber pistol wedged into the dash of the car next to a bag of marijuana. Police also found a separate container stuffed with marijuana, according to the arrest report.

Parker told police he didn’t know anything about the marijuana. However, he admitted the gun was his, purchased for him by a friend before his birthday earlier this year.

That’s just sheer brilliance shining through. Someone please inform Mr. Parker that the gun is a FELONY. How South Carolina let this one get away is a mystery to me.

If someone asked me “Hey do you want to make millions and play football for the next 15 years? Just stay out of trouble, don’t smoke weed or do any other drugs.”

I’m pretty sure I could stop smoking for 15 years and MAYBE not carry illegal guns (sarcasm). I think being set for life with more money than I could imagine would be enough motivation. But I guess a lot of these idiots can’t think that far.

Florida State’s disciplinary policy calls for suspension of any athlete facing criminal charges and prohibits any student-athlete charged with a felony, from competing until the charge is resolved. Which knowing the weight Bowden still carries should be rather soon.

“Once we’ve thoroughly reviewed the details of the incident, we will handle the situation according to that policy,” said Randy Spetman, who was named athletic director earlier this year and most likely regrets it.

The Seminoles already have six starters sitting out suspensions from a classroom cheating scandal last year.

The funny thing is Florida State kicked Randy Moss out of school in the mid-1990s for being caught smoking marijuana in a West Virginia jail. Only in West Virginia…

This isn’t the first time Parker has made friends with the Po Po, he was also arrested by Tallahassee police in 2006 for swiping a $10 DVD at a Best Buy store. Yes folks…a freaking $10 DVD…sad…yes…pathetic…better believe it…was it at least a good flick? Doubtful.

In daily life as a working stiff or college athlete I am trying to think of a place, time or spot where a gun would be needed (other than law enforcement). If you think you need a gun you probably shouldn’t go to college. Is Logic mandatory? I mean it sucks as a class but it is very useful.

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