
Like the Discover card, Roger Clemens isn’t welcome on the U.S. Olympic baseball team.
U.S. general manager Bob Watson said Wednesday that he isn’t considering the 45-year-old right-hander for his roster for the Beijing Games.
“From my standpoint, we don’t need that type of distraction,” Watson said. “I have not talked to the commissioner. I have not talked to [MLB chief operating officer] Bob DuPuy, nor have I talked to his agent, but I just think the distraction that he’s carrying right now, from my standpoint, we don’t need that.”
At the U.S. Olympic team media summit last month, Watson was quoted as saying Clemens wasn’t “on my radar screen” because of his performance at the end of last season. On Wednesday, however, Watson said “distraction” was an issue, too.
I agree. Do not let Clemons on the roster. He will only make the U.S look worse in the eyes of all the other countries. And here’s how:
- He would test positive for Roids, then blame the results on something ridiculous like the testers “misremembering” how to spell his name
- He could get in trouble by cheating on his wife with a 15 year old asian girl.
- He could face serious trouble for perjuring himself to the Chinese authorities by saying he did nothing wrong, but will only apologize for making “mistakes” Wonder if he will buy the girls dad some golf clubs? Maybe buy her mom a wok?
However a plus could be that they could film Dateline NBC “To Catch a Predator” live from Beijing and have some cops run out and tackle Clemens on the pitchers mound.
Despite the fact that the Olympics have become somewhat of a political laughing stock for the athletic community over the past few years the right and privilege to compete for ones country still means a great deal to most/many of the athletes involved, to think that as a country at this point in time the United States of America could not find ANYONE better to represent our country on the baseball diamond is ridiculous. In addition to his declined performance the end of last season and his age Roger has disgraced himself, his family, his friends, his teammates, MLB, and the entire sport of baseball, steroids were the smallest factor in all of this mind you. Roger Clemens true personality has shown through the past few months and he would be a despicably horrible choice for the United States to send to Beijing as an athletic representative for our country.
Plus he slept with John Daly’s fat & disgusting ex-wife.



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