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Archive for May 13th, 2008

Tony Romo Escapes an Attempted Murder Charge

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 13, 2008

In apparent attempt to murder a stadium full of Cub fans. Tony Romo tried to sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” He obviously hates the Cubs and their fans worse than me. I do love how people booed him when he was introduced. Maybe this is the real reason T.O. broke down into crybaby bitch after losing in the first round of the playoffs.

WARNING LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! MY EARS ARE STILL BLEEDING FROM THIS!!!!

from vodpod.com posted with vodpod

Posted in Chicago Cubs, Cry Baby, Dallas Cowboys, MLB, Major League Baseball, Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, boo birds, murderer | Tagged: , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments »

Where’s Perrilloux???

Posted by Joel on May 13, 2008

Ryan Perrilloux, he of the casino/weed smoking corndog sector of SEC country, is currently looking for a school to play ball since The Hat gave him the boot for inhaling some of the finest “Gator Green” or “Knoxville Recruiting Tool”. So far, Alabama A& M, Valdosta St., and Jacksonville St. are supposedly recruiting. Presumably Perrilloux will be attending a D-1AA or D-II school to play immediately.

Then I saw this story on ESPN about Jackson State University football coach Rick Comegy trying to recruit him. I then got a headache. Why???

Well being a proud alumnus of Tennessee State University, Jackson State is one of our biggest rivals. We are talking about a rivalry that goes back decades. Epic battles between beautiful Nashville and piss ant Jackson, MS have insured and now the rivalry game is held as the Southern Heritage Classic held in Memphis, one of the two times a year that the Liberty Bowl is actually full.

Tennessee State has been one of the top HBCU’s historically, both athletically and academically. The school has produced a 1st round pick in this year’s draft (Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie), can claim two guys that should be NFL Hall of Famers (Richard Dent and Ed “Too Tall” Jones), several Olympic gold medalists (Ralph Boston, Chandra Cheesborough, Wilma Rudolph), journalists (Carl Rowan, Tina Tyus-Shaw, niece of Wyomia Tyus, another TSU alum and 2 time gold medalist), and some lady named Oprah Winfrey. After Walter Payton and Morgan Freeman*, who are the rest of the famous alums from that hellhole???

Besides being part of a great tradition, Perrilloux will also benefit from playing in LP Field, an NFL stadium that is the home of the Tennessee Titans, and not some old crappy ass stadium in “glamorous” downtown Jackson. Perrilloux, if you are reading this (thank God you aren’t Jerrell Powe because I don’t want to get some neighborhood kids together to record a special “School House Rocks: Tennessee St. Edition”) check out the campus, check out the city, and come home.

Think of it this way: If Nashville was good enough for Pacman Jones then it is good enough for you…

*Editor’s Note: Upon further research, Morgan Freeman was offered a partial scholarship to Jackson State but turned it down to become an airplane mechanic.

Posted in Alabama State, All SEC Teams Beware!!, Arizona Cardinals, BCS, College Football, College Gameday, Conspiracy Theory, Coonass, Corn Dogs, Crime & Punishment, Dallas Cowboys, Discipline, ESPN, Internet Rumors, LSU Tigers, Les Miles, Liar, Marijuana, NCAA, NCAA Rules Violation, NFL, NFL Draft, Pacman, Pacman Jones, Ryan Perrilloux, Sports, alcoholics, bongs, boo birds, boosters, cheaters, court tv, draft pick, drugs, football, guilty, legal troubles, mary jane, pot | Tagged: , , , | 2 Comments »

Yo!! Look T-Shirts! Ha!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 13, 2008

Thank you Megan!!!

The Football Diet chronicles the miracles of Jesus Saban in a piece about the last night revival meeting.

Gate 21 examines the Cincinnati Bengals

The Blue Workhorse asks the question: Bruce Pearl: Savior or Destroyer?

Losers With Socks proves how ESPN deepthroats the tOSU failboats. Sweet ass photoshop

This site here is the best Notre Dame site ever!!!! :)

Gamecock fans this site should speak volumes to you.

Moondog hates the message Will Leitch sending!!!! Come to think of it…I just hate him.

Posted in Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bammers, Bear is Dead, Beat Bama, Bruce Pearl, Cincinnati Bengals, ESPN, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, South Carolina Gamecocks, notre dame sucks | 5 Comments »