Hard to imagine isn’t it? The rumors that Dennis Rodman is still alive have been circulating the Internet for years now however now there’s proof after Rodman was charged with domestic violence for allegedly hitting his girlfriend at a hotel last month. I hope this doesn’t effect his acting career.

Did Dennis find out that she has been dating Roger Clemens?

Los Angeles City Attorney spokesman Nick Velasquez said Rodman was charged Wednesday with spousal battery, brandishing a deadly weapon, and one count of dissuading a witness. The charges were misdemeanors. Only in LA would they be misdemeanors.

The 46-year-old was arrested at a hotel April 30 after Gina Peterson called hotel security. Police say she suffered injuries to her arm.

Rodman spokesman Darren Prince says Rodman had had too much to drink when he got into an altercation with Peterson. Prince says the couple are still dating.

Umm…why does Rodman have a spokesperson? What kind of loser do you have to be to be employed as Dennis Rodman’s spokesman?

“We look forward to a successful resolution of this misdemeanor matter,” said Rodman’s attorney, Paul Meyer.

Sure Rodman swings both ways literally and figuratively apparently. He’ll take out Carmen Electra then Carl Electra. The only certainty here is that he’ll inevitably do too many drugs and freak out. Good times.

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For some strange reason the Dallas Cowboys actually have fans. Like Zip Zag that guy is a hardcore Dallas Cowboy fan. Well good news Dallas fans (and T.O.) you’re all free to start molesting Tony Romo again because he dumped Jessica Simpson.

“He reintroduced me to myself,” Simpson told US Weekly magazine. “I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date.

“Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again,” she added.

Wait…did she just say “profound & artsy”? Isn’t this the chick that starred in the “Dukes of Hazard” movie? Oh yeah that was so artsy.

There seem to be several variables as to why Romo dumped Simpson like the way Owes dumps his quarterbacks.

Simpson pimp father, who’s been telling Jessica every move to make, also has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.

But the real breaking straw seems to be the fact Simpson started to refer to Romo as her future husband saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children. I can’t blame Romo for getting upset about that however Dallas still sucks.