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Dallas Fans You’re Free to Molest Romo Again
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 19, 2008
For some strange reason the Dallas Cowboys actually have fans. Like Zip Zag that guy is a hardcore Dallas Cowboy fan. Well good news Dallas fans (and T.O.) you’re all free to start molesting Tony Romo again because he dumped Jessica Simpson.
“He reintroduced me to myself,” Simpson told US Weekly magazine. “I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. You change with the guys you date.
“Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again,” she added.
Wait…did she just say “profound & artsy”? Isn’t this the chick that starred in the “Dukes of Hazard” movie? Oh yeah that was so artsy.
There seem to be several variables as to why Romo dumped Simpson like the way Owes dumps his quarterbacks.
Simpson pimp father, who’s been telling Jessica every move to make, also has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.
But the real breaking straw seems to be the fact Simpson started to refer to Romo as her future husband saying she wants Romo to be the father to her children. I can’t blame Romo for getting upset about that however Dallas still sucks.
zigzag said
Can Tony Roma stay celibate long enough to win the Super Bowl or will he let the little head overrule the big head again?
Thomas the Terrible said
Don’t forget about the time he ate KFC before that FG attempt. Mmmm…KFC…..