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Dennis Rodman is Still Alive

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 19, 2008

Hard to imagine isn’t it? The rumors that Dennis Rodman is still alive have been circulating the Internet for years now however now there’s proof after Rodman was charged with domestic violence for allegedly hitting his girlfriend at a hotel last month. I hope this doesn’t effect his acting career.

Did Dennis find out that she has been dating Roger Clemens?

Los Angeles City Attorney spokesman Nick Velasquez said Rodman was charged Wednesday with spousal battery, brandishing a deadly weapon, and one count of dissuading a witness. The charges were misdemeanors. Only in LA would they be misdemeanors.

The 46-year-old was arrested at a hotel April 30 after Gina Peterson called hotel security. Police say she suffered injuries to her arm.

Rodman spokesman Darren Prince says Rodman had had too much to drink when he got into an altercation with Peterson. Prince says the couple are still dating.

Umm…why does Rodman have a spokesperson? What kind of loser do you have to be to be employed as Dennis Rodman’s spokesman?

“We look forward to a successful resolution of this misdemeanor matter,” said Rodman’s attorney, Paul Meyer.

Sure Rodman swings both ways literally and figuratively apparently. He’ll take out Carmen Electra then Carl Electra. The only certainty here is that he’ll inevitably do too many drugs and freak out. Good times.

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One Response to “Dennis Rodman is Still Alive”

  1. moondogleft Says:

    Was Rodman dressed like his girlfriend when he allegedly hit his girlfriend? Or was he mad that his girlfriend had nicer makeup than he did?

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